Kitten wanted.

its hard to say where the sexual organs of a snowperson might be

The snowman and ket is true. But the rest is bullshit.
Who told you this crap?

Please tell me there's some kittens left?

and to think I was just about to invite you to my next afterparty....

It's allright darling I wouldn't have came anyway.

I was lying there was never a list and I'm not having a party and even if I did have one I wouldn't invite a masturbating ket mess.... how do you like them apples?

masturbating ket messes are the way forward IMO

misss cooper misss cooper what can i say?
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I think we've all been shocked and amused in equal measure by Jess' little outburst

Haha

OMFG my sides hurting so much go Jess this is

got to be the best argument since the whole melt thing but this

is by far better keep it going how dull my day at work wud be

jess you are so funny

and as if someone said jess is crap in bed, thats total lies so i've heard!!!

She looks like that girl off the x factor auditions who went crazy and thrrew a glass of water over Louis Walsh

Lets face it your never gonna say owt bad about any lass are you?

Wipe ya top lip man its fucking soaking.

yeah if there ugly or fat, or have massive gums!!