La La Land

ok here's another quick one...

glade festival last year, got down the night before the festival started and decided to road test our consumables... ended up streaking the backstage camping field with this lass about 9am, loosing my shoes in the process.

I phoned the police as I could have sworn the next door neighbours shed was getting broken into

Had the helicopter out and everything my dad woke up had a look out side and had 4 coppers shining torches on him


Woke up next day to find my neighbour had left her washing on the line over night

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I wouldnt let my bf go to sleep as i was adamant there was men dancing on his back side

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Had a friend from Durham who shared a few shrooms before they became illegal and we sat for about an hour until security kicked us our in Argos on the carpet watching the snooker its amazing how nice the colour green is on the snooker table

It was pretty mad to be woke up for my shift with you stark naked running across the workers field.

Pretty much set the tone for the weekend.

when hutchy super glued ash's hands together!

proper done him

or when i went awol in north shields once and fell in a stream! clarki & bracken headed up a search party and rescued me a few hours later (i don't remember a thing)

well you know I like to lead from the front in the old partying stakes... I blame georgia, she's a bad influence that one

i used to get trees coming alive. once, i was about 17, walked home across the rugby fields in autumn, loads of branches everywhere - they all started standing up and wandering about shaking hands err.. twigs.. with each other, waving at me, greeting and chatting, all very serene. they looked a bit like those tree things off lord of the rings. i just walked thru, nodding, saying hello. there was tons of them. it could have got really bad thinking back...



Also,

1 heavy night at uni in leicester, 1 slighty normally unhinged lad went missing about 3am sunday morning after some muchrooms. no sight or sound until we were going back to uni the monday morning ( obviously, we'd been looking for him* ) there was someone asleep on a bench next to the canal quite away down. he was naked except for an old tramps coat. it was him - looking like a proper tramp, filthy, unshaven, hair all over. we went to wake him at which point he LEPT to his feet, screaming like a banshee, we promptly shit ourselfs, and he SPRINTED off at top speed off down the canal path like a real escaped nutcase, shrieking as he went, coat flailing, his john thomas for all to see..........

he turned up in a police cell on the tuesday morning perfectly fine, tucking into an egg butty with no memory of where he'd been the last 3 days.

awesome lad.


* by look for him - i mean when checked the loo and the 24 hour garage while buying supplies.

class

I knew a guy who was arrested stark naked at 3am in the middle of westgate road he had disturbed the peace by shouting 'SUCK ME OFF' over and over at the top of his voice. I think drugs may have been involved in this incident

Starting this thread was one of my best ideas yet, i've never laughed so much

no it wasn't, some of these stories really shouldn't be in the public domain, but I can't help myself...

how about the time after one warehouse party when me and the rest ofthe crew were chilling in a backroom, just accidentally sniffed through a straw that had ket at the other end of it, went to go to the loo, walked round the corner in the warehouse and straight into a copper...

Instinct took over and I just said 'you're not meant to be in here mate', marched him out the door, and locked it in his face.

probs when i baked that space cake for every1 at dans and then fell asleep some how on his 100000w speakers whilst maitland was banging out some heavy techno..

woke up and 1 - couldnt hear a thing 2 -didnt know what had happend

also i remember after a heavy night at trees, we went back to damo's for a session..
one of the lads miller (sharkys brother) had a bit to much.

he thought he was standing at the bar he worked in at the time and seen a lovley pint of orange and water..

it wasnt at all he had drank the ash tray and there was ash & tab dutts hanging out his mouth

It was years ago

You'd had a certain substance :laugh:

i once got chipped out a spar for asking for a double sided light saber after a heavy night/afters

i couldnt remember a thing thou

few years ago me and p£ter went shopping in kwik save in ashton (near wigan) after a night out in liverpool at about 8 in the mornin. all cybered up to the eye balls after another cheecky one with a mini shopping list compiled by everyone at the afters!

took us about 20mins to decide wether it was nice biscuits or just some nice biscuits they wanted. locals faces were priceless!

haha