La La Land

I remeber my cousin coming out of shindig once hanging onto the bouncer asking who the fuck had be sick all ova the place i really thought the bouncer was going to nail him as there was fuck all there


coming back from hifi on the bus and having a 35min convo with some random who i swore was mike skinner from the streets asking him who his lyrics came to him & shit like that

Got a load of peeps tgether at Promise t take a group photo, then proceeded to take snaps of people only to realise I was using an empty water bottle [/B][/QUOTE]

ha ha that was class like. i had forgot about that

i remember in ibiza 2 years ago bout 10 of us were in space playing a daft mime game, curran (wigan_chris) is fuckin class at it and got us all into a group for a photo, he mimed out that he had one of those proper old cameras with the cloth over your head. kept looking to correct the pic and setting up the imaginary camera while we were all posing in a group.

bout 3 people went to walk past but waiting for him to take the pic not being any the wiser that it was just us pratting about

This thread has cracked me up! I think the worst thing I did was forget what a kettle looked like - I had to go through all the applicances in the kitchen and work it out by a process of elimination.

Ah, those were the days. Makes me wish I wasn't all growed up and sensible now.

My sister was looking for a torch and managed to come up with ski goggles instead.

Was fukin mint - Peter wore my trakky top to look sort of respectable before you left for Shit Save but forgot I had spilt coffee all ova it 5 mins earlier!

Catching the fish aswell hahaha

ai thats right haha , your light top with a massive coffee mark down the front! eyes bulging out of our bollocks

Either me in my mates bathroom off my head... i was running the tap and watching the water go down the plug hole...

then it was somehow pouring through my brain and in my head...

then out of my head...

and up through the plughole in the bath.

my mate found me splashing about in the bath without any real water in. trippy .

Other hillarious thing was Salvia usage demolishing all of my mates. One mate scaled his back fence, grabbed ahold of some old fella leaving the social club and started shaking him repeatedly

the scariest thing after getting wrecked one night i climbed into bed and could hear two voices at the bottom of my room -
2 geordie men having a full blown conversation - proper hallucinated that night :crazy:

another night after leaving powerhouse (where digital is now) i spent 2 hours outside talking about how much the bush (outside twist bar) looked like shirley bassey :wtf:

ha ha that was class like. i had forgot about that [/B][/QUOTE]

After taking acid one time I got in and went to bed thinking it had worn off. I then proceeded to start cracking on with my mate in the bunk bed above me cos I couldnt get to sleep. After about what seemed like 5 or 6 hours of this epic conversation talking about allsorts and having a right laugh I blinked and snapped out of it and realised I was just in my bedroom alone and of course didnt have a bunk bed at all. I still to this day dont know If I was talking and laughing out loud or whether it was all in my head. Just say no kids

I remember when you were a kid... everytime you took drugs you made people take you to hospital

sissy.

MENTIONED DRUGS BAN HIM!

Was funny on saturday, when things were kicking in i said to my mate.. "Eh, isnt it mad how many people wear jeans... look.... Jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans.... jeans.. jeans... jeans."

he just looked at me like a bellend. Dont blame him. Funny when ya just talk total codshit