Last Chance To Dance......

Chill out now Justice,
stop being a boaster.
Go have a bath,
and take the toaster.

yes so does cunt. fucking pull your thumb out of your arse you sad litle hard dance fan

all hail

If I were to go do that
I'd take you with me, stupid twat
then push you in ahead of me
and laugh at the electricity.

Yep, hard dance, nowt like it.
Shove a couple of Garys up me dunger and dance next to meths like you.

Any good 'bargain bucket' offers on at your work at the moment then?

mate your so good and your so cleaver
but your one verse short as fuckin ever
do you not know that should have been four
of corse you wouldnt your the son of a whore

so let's get in to personal slates
and breed a healthy on board hate
might aswell seein your so distant
from the truth you are so diffrent

you were allways a prick, a cunt, a bore,
i just never felt the urge before
to call you such childish silly name
but you just couldnt raise your game

so bring it on you S.O.B
and Andi Woods yes thats me
for you to take the piss out of names
just show's me im right!! your fucking lame !!!!

love it

dont sell chicken at law firms mate

You make me laugh, I've touched a nerve
But its no more than you deserve
And if this riles self righteous dicks
Wait 'til I start my limericks.

Poems can be any length
I'm versatile and thats a strength
So do one with your girls name
Before you're really put to shame.

any at your's mate i could just do with a two for one on big issues

Well, someones got to clean the shit streaks on the bog of a Monday AM.

Why, so you can flog 'em to buy a new christian name?

racist

I'm a black man, dickhead.

so now your saying black people cant be racist? fucking racist scum :upyours:

I'm saying people of any race or creed if they're as dumb as you are well suited to cleaning solicitors shit streaks from toilets, thats all.

One race, one love.

you fucking little worm, the fact that you dont have the intelligence to insult my intelligence is just the start. like i said :upyours: sproggy little big issue selling cocknosed arsebandit

these aint poems theses are rhymes
and usually come two at a time
i thought you'd know preaching all that grammer
your rhyme's is as shit as MC hammer

if want to go ahead and start your limerick
im sure ill keep up as proved during this bit
just make sure you know what your taking on
you dont want it like end up like this one

by that i mean start somthin you can not win
just to back to names mine is acctualy ed binn
i just like to leave you with this final warning
you take mo on today you'll need a doctor in mornin

and why you find it funny that my name end's in I
theres many outhers out there not just peters and mine
there is and other ANDI that you might just like
his name is durrant catch him on galaxy Sat Night

Dear oh dear justice,
i hope that's a joke,
or i'll get my hood out
and don my white cloak.

Not pulling the race card anymore?
Slagging the homeless is on par with racism.
Understanding, compassionate law firm you work for then?