Last Chance To Dance......

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  1. andrew gibson

    andrew gibson Registered User

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    all justice's rhymes are blaitntly shite
    considering he's been up all the night
    thinking of words that'll string together
    but nothing he writes sounds to clever
    but he still comes on writting such
    shite a lesson to be learnt sitting up all night
    thinking of ryhmes to write to impress but
    you should check on your mother as shes a bit of a mess
    lying in her bed all naked and bear with a big load of spunk all in her hair :lol:
  2. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    that is good like!!!
  3. Smog

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    im sorry for your mums demise
    but she was quite lively between my thighs
    but i didn't hear her cries
    as i blew my ballbag in her eyes.

    :oops:
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    my $'s on smart E or daly...
  5. scruf

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    more than likely the first because, as much as it pains me, I suspect he couldn't give a flying fuck...

    joe was hh not trance anyway...
  6. justice

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    Listen pricks you're just not funny
    Going on about my mummy
    You think an OAP's a honey?
    You guys need to spend some money

    On what I hear you ask aloud
    With your sick tastes you can't be proud
    I'd hate to see the trolls you've ploughed
    Their faces should not be allowed

    Young Gibson isn't a bright lad
    His last shag was from his dad
    It was the best he's ever had
    Considering he's got one nad

    As for Smog he tries so hard
    Though he smells of piss and lard
    And his sex life has long been marred
    By sucking off a St Bernard.

    I think you are obsessed with me
    Your shit replies are all I see
    I dont like you so let me be
    And go and rot with HIV
  7. Smog

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  8. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    I like this thread, I think it's funny,
    I wouldn't change it for love nor money,
  9. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    I like this thread, I think it's funny,
    I wouldn't change it for love nor money,


    fuck it... what am i doing... this is sad :spangled:
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    Thread revival cos i want more Justice ryhmes!!!
  11. psycaholic

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    just behind you he he

    i havn't got the patience
    for people so complatant
    you rhyme is pooh
    so do one you
    your shit crack is so blatant

    so come back when you are funny
    you crack aint worth no money
    you'll just get ripped
    it'll be a board blitz
    now fuck off back to mummy !!!!




    end of!!!!!!
  12. naughtybut nice

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    I know that rhymes are in demand,
    but this is getting out of hand.

    It's sounds to me like you're a dick,
    and all your rhymes just make me sick!
  13. forks

    forks still not dead

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    why these rhymes are so unkind
    poking things up mums' behind
    poor Justice mums not on the planet
    I think that now you all should can it
    His rhymes are plainly far superior
    so go and poke your own interior (s)
  14. Yosef Ha'Kohain

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    your amateur stanza lacked any wit
    and when I visited blue velvet you had flappy tits.

    Who are you to poke fun at your poetical peers?
    When your flappy tits look like cocker spaniels ears :D
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    propa fukin mad yee like hew
  16. Conway

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    he's at it again :lol:
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    I cant believe Ive missed this thread,
    Justice's poems are way ahead,
    smog has tried and gave his best,
    his efforts are up there with the rest.

    Justice is a cunt but i like his style,
    plenty of poems to make you smile,
    his mum is dead which is a shame,
    or is that a lie as part of his game?

    if its the sympathy vote that you seek,
    u have come to the wrong place u fucking geek...:dunce:
  18. trance_fan

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    :lol: :lol:
  19. Wor Jackie

    Wor Jackie Smackheed

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    HIS MOTHERS DEAD,
    HIS BROTHERS A SPACKER,
    HES GOT A FUCKING PLACKER KNACKER

    HE COMES ON HERE AND THINKS HE OWNS,
    WITH HIS VERY AMATURISH NOUNS,

    HE REALLY IS A FUCKING BIFF,
    COMES ON HERE TO CAUSE A TIFF,

    I DOUBT VERY MUCH HES EVER BEEN LAID,
    AND I HOPE THE FUCKER DIES OF AIDS

    :lol: :lol:
  20. Smog

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    haha this thread was funny :lol:

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