Love is in the air....

eh?

how am i stupid? dont call me stupid!! only im allowed to call me stupid and thats coz ive known myself for a long time and i know im stupid

ok then ur just daft

tell me something i dont know!!!

I just shaved my hair on a number 1

good lad, its what women want, remember?

I remember well - oooooo that DVD was amazing lol

Luckily I didn't do what I first thought you meant which Ness and Mr Maraca found hilarious.

eh? what do u mean?

Yeah u didn't hear - I don't want to embarass myself on here so I'll tell you tonight or whenever. I was pretty :spangled: though so I'll use that as the exscuse.

nah tell me on here, go on, it'll be funny!!

You probably won't think it's funny but it was at the time:

ok you said : that's what a woman wants to feel between her legs

then I said : what you want blokes to shave they're balls

sorry if you didn't find it funny and it was a bit of an anti climax but you did ask.

lmfao, i see!!

it all makes sense now

God knows how - I don't think it did at the time

Well not to me anyway :spangled:

Re: snakes wi cocks

Blokes can be the same mate!!!

Women are just aaaaargh to me atm!

There's a couple, well, a few, people that I like atm, and I aint done the single thing for a little while, so I'm still waitin for the time to tell these actual ppl I like 'em!
God I sound liek a right hopeless cunt, but I'm not, seriously. Well, not really, but still. Anyway, everyone be sympathetic 'cos Allie's all ill and shy

Ok, maybe not shy, but I'm ill!

HAPPY COGAN

Sorry to everyone who I walked home with for not shutting up about someone and then talking about beautiful music at Crasherkids.

awwww I was sooooooo happy

Gotta agree with you there rob!

I know lasses that are just complete fucking bitches to their partners, and they dont deserve them.
I also know lads (from past experiences) that are COMPLETE FUCKING WANKERS AND DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR BALLS CUT OFF!!

But on a lighter note, there are also some really lush lads and lasses out there that will do anything for you (so ive heard)...... but they are very hard to find as they are very few and far between!

Gizmo
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Yeah, I'm one of them!

Nice blokes always finish last tho. I learned that a long time ago.

I must be an exception to that rule then

Nah, most 'nice lads' are always shy as fuck. WHich is why they 'finish last'.

Awwww!