Mothers Day

give her that present you bought for laura last year but didnt get round to giving it to her! its even wrapped up

How am I tight? Me mam knows I love her and that's all she needs.

besides,

Flowers will die.
Chocolates will get her fatter.
Perfume - she never even gans out.

go for a waga's

have a drink then an argument

go home on me own

A card.

Shes gone to my Sisters for a month to help look after my Nephew & Neice as theres nobody to look after them whilst my sister & bro in law are at work as their mother in law normally does it and is in hospital so i wont see my mum till the end of the month so she'll get something then.

Im just going to take her for a meal and a drink on saturday and spend a bit time with her. Doing it on saturday for two reasons... 1) It wont be as busy as on sunday, 2) My appetite will be non-existant on sunday.

Are you dating ya mam?

lmfao capital idea old bean

"Mam, a nah you've always loved family guy, so I've bought you the Christmas special. Don't thank me, c ya later"

you know he will an all!! i mite nip along the new road and grab a handfull of them new flowers the council have just knocked in

I didnt have a clue what to get her.

Went to asda yesterday and got her some flowers, which she loved and ive got her a photo frame and a book which she dosent know about and im going to call over on sunday morning and suprise her with. Going to put a photo in the frame not just give her the frame lol.

havent spent much problies around a tenner as skint, but atleast i know she will love all the pressies

Why bother when theres a cemetary over the road from you.