New club in town - Box

I'm genuinley shocked to find that the messiah of the north east club scene hasn't even tried to slip in a word about his night yet.

You really need to defoliate those brows, I didn't ever say it wasn't owned by someone who owned Ultimate Leisure, I ASKED if it had changed hands as well as been rebranded you irritating little wanker.

Oh and I left Newcastle 18 months ago, so yet two more pieces of misinformed bile to dribble out of you slackjawed hole..

..and yet again it's your own infatile patter that's causing 'the gripe'

I love scrufs wit and unrivalled use of the lexis

Sounds like you love scruf fullstop.

Who doesn't?

I'd love it more if it weren't quite so pretentious and obviously so well thought out. Is it really that necessary to put so much effort into annoying Melt on a messageboard?

Top marks for syntactic effort though

Oh, I know, I'm a fully paid up member of his fanclub too.

no scruf!!!!!!!!!!!!

why dont yous all get alife and go out in the sunshine

internet whores the lot of you

Do you even realise the irony of posting that on an internet message board.

Plus most people are at work anyway.

says he, on the internet

im at work...what else do I have to do??

true

Get alfie?

Who's alfie?

you're a right cunt

yous must all have such shit jobs if you need to pass the time on here

whats ironic about posting that before i head into newcastle

the saddest boy going is scruf

(a) never met me

(b) bases his entire assumptions on photos that are 2 years out of date

what a gimp

what a waste of taxpayers money educating him

Lily's brother init.

Believe it or not, I now have that song stuck in my head.

Good song too.

Good album

Agreed.

Take what you make especially.

Believe it or not a good act live 2