Nymark in Big Brother!

aye either karl or stew!!!

how ya keeping at the moment ness ?

i'm not so bad mate, just tryin to get all the weddin do palava sorted out. think we've just about got it now like.

hoo yee keepin urn like?

ok, at first I thought it was stupid, and he looked nothing like marty.


Now, now I see it. OH MY GOD

Its when he laughs and pulls faces, but not when he looks normally.

It's the first thing I said to ally on Friday night

Marty V I always thought you were a bit of a fudge packer

Mate ive bought you a lovley glove !

The run up surprises you every time mate


Can you please kill shebaz ?

which one of the following would u prefer to dj in mate.....beret or cowboy hat?

butt boy

get some lights on ya bike

im gettin old, whats your excuse fudge packer?

now now boys dont be having a lovers tiff !

and that wasnt anti wrinkle cream it was the K Y

gotta be better than homo as fuck though, pillow biter

:rofl:

u use 25pound moisturiser and 10pound deodarant?!!!!!
whats the matter jay? you getting smelly in your old age?

quite the opposite i dont pay that for it like, but thats how much it is to buy onland - the deo is like 4 quid or summik on the ship



Marty; but fucking.

i can imagine theres gonna be alot of people wanting to do that tonight - damn groupies.

wonder if he'll sign my shirt

look, you get to go to ness's wedding events, i get to go see the greatest dj on the planet, i think its more than fair

i'm not that old u cheeky bastard!

ah right, so i suppose i'm just gettin a bit senile now am i? :think: