office pranks...

drilled a few apprentices toolboxes to the floor, so when they go to pick it up, nearly pulls their arm off.
filled it with rubble and sand also

when I was young and unwise at JD sports, I asked for the following items:

- a left handed screwdriver
- a long stand

on the other hand i once sellotaped the mouseball inside the mouse, which took ages for the bloke to figure out

this woman once proper pissed me off, so i sent a remote shutdown command, with no notice, and set it to force-quit applications without saving. Justice.

don this a few times, quality. they have the usb plug out blowing down it the lot

cupping somones face with de icer today

deleting peoples sales from the network aswell

the old favourites


as mentioned b4, when we were at JD, there were always mannequins dressed in sports gear, so we'd get 1 of the lads to put the mask on, tracksuit then go wait out in the stockroom and pretent to be one - then we'd sent new person to get the 'mannequin' and bring it to the shop floor. We then wait for the scream as it 'came to life' and tried to kill them. worked everytime.

THATS THE ONE!!!! i remember a few more - we'd cut them up and put them in a hat for authenticity!!

When I looked after repairs, I had a run in with a sparky. So i waited till he was the on call man, found a address that had no telephone numbers on it & rang a repair through. Morpeth to Whitby at 03:40am take that you twat. Knowing he hated being oncall made it sweeter.