Oh dear god ..........

yeah for one of two reasons

1. Its a rank woman.
2. Its a man.

Either way your still gonna be hetro.

her face looks like shes blacked up there like

Size of them boobs make up for everything if all else fails Ive learnt the bag on head technique from the best

has she been using tango for foundation btw??? she looks like something out of readers wives! she must be nice in real life though otherwise she wouldn't be offered the job in the first place! :spangled:

its a moustache. :sick:

Better photo, but a bit too "glamour model" for me.

i think the same, but one word springs to my mind looking at her "false!"

i trust the photographer so im pretty sure he wouldnt pair me up with a minger good job we're doing black & white pics so her tangoed state wont be visible

This is what she looks like before the shave.

You should wear a big orange glove and slap her round the chops with it

stoppit im sure shes lovely in real life!

maybe from behind if his cocks at the front.

suppose ya roight about the black and white tho, how much dya reckon he'd give me for my pineapple picture?? i'm thinking about making my av life size and selling it!

I think you & the pineapple should come down to the studio, he'd have loads of ideas

I'd pay to that one.

class!! see you dont have to be tango'd! just find a purple cardigan, wack it on and talk to a pineapple!!! job's a good'un!

you don't have to post naked pictures of yourself or pose with trannies neither!! just for you i'll make ya one up! x

Being beautiful isn't about being naked its about having a pretty face, and yours is Definalty pretty.

:blush:, if only you saw e @ urbanmerlins sunday morning! :sick:

haha, thanks anyway babe!! made my day!

think she's breathing in a bit much, makes her ribs look huge!

wig is this you coz stevie's just rung and says you're at work...are you just being slack??

And you call me a sleaze you dirty ****.