Oh My God!!!!

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  1. El Maracca

    El Maracca Registered User

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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
  2. above and beyond

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    sour puss



    anyone doing my christmas tradition on christmas eve where me and a couple of my mates do the 12 bars of christmas. We drink 3 of the same drink in one bar then go to the next one and drink 3 of a different drink. one of the bars we have our christmas dinner in. is quite costly like last year i spent 120£ but its worth it u end up mortal drunk but really happy cause its christmas.

    Jesus man its only september and were talkin bout it now lol
  3. batfink

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    getting smashed on xmas eve is always wicked fun, and hopefully gonna do sundiss on boxing day if its on, otherwise crasher! :D
  4. crasherbiatch

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    wow.....he sum1 actually mentioned 1 the hell we have christmas nehow....even if its not in the right context.

    like....excuse me, christmas is about celebrating the birth of christ, not about getting pissed as a fart ok?
  5. Cassie

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    Oooo i forgot i fly to Egypt 10am Boxing day morning!!!



    Mmmm now the thought of two humps for the price of one - do you think id be able to sell John for a camel?


    ;) :D
  6. loopyloosy

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    where is the best place to go to get pissed at xmas anyhow??;)
  7. Sheffield Lad

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    this year im working all christmas and summer sound sydney is now a distant hope cos ive been let down again by someone.
  8. El Maracca

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    The birth of who?
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    jesus christ - he was the first true cyber and the ultimate hardcore caner I think.
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    nailed to the cross for having the very first club night drinkin wine and eatin bread and givin thanx tio some imadginary bloke in the sky...........nowt much changed really
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    :cry:
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    To save money on decorations at xmas time why dont you just invite Smart E round in his best Promise outfit.

    For added novelty value make him stand in a pot of soil and stick a plug up his arse.
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    lol @ Pike's Viz Top Tip
  14. snaz

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    Loop...your mental lol!!

    :D :D

    I can totally relate to the Quality Street thing though!
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    hate crimbo, only gud thing about it was me party last yr!
    doesnt appeal 2 me at all tho! :rolleyes:
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    Christmas is fuckin shit!

    JEEZAZ! Fucking shops full of twats buying shit for people they'd normally spit on in the street*, everyone pretending to fucking love everyone, pubs FULL of mortal arsehole beer boys, some gay twat of a child-molestor in a frock* banging on about Christ n shit, n the 'real' spirit of Christmas, Mams' having a strop cos you don't wanna stay there for days on end.... PUBS FUCKING SHUT ON XMAS nite! (Corner House, Collingwood Jesmond)

    Last year I did my shopping in 2hrs on xmas eve, this year I'm gonna be in India I hope

    It's more false than Joe's chest-wig, AND I HATE IT![/COLOR]


    *Catholics are statistically more likely to spit in someones face than any other religion

    *Bishop or priest
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    no way is it?

    fook me!

    better get savin!:eek:
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    Homer Simpson calls him 'Jebus' not Jesus. Surely he's right! :p :D

    At Xmas, I like watching 'The Snowman' on TV. :cool:
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    LMFAO Remember them ;)

    That Mag will never ever die !!

    Biffa / Johnny Fartpants / Sid The Sexist / The Postman - theres loads more that were funny as fuck to and some just damn obnoxious really - made a fuckin good read tho ;) :p

    "Tiiiiiiiiiitttttttttssssssssss ooooooooooooooott"

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