Pet hates

I thought all women were

ive left it up all my life, i agreed id put both down but i used to forget cos it was just a habit. she used to proper kick off, but only if she was in a mood. it would be just something she could have a go at. Like leaving the toothpaste lid off the tube. i used to always do that.

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Just off experience

I've realised my moaning has no effect on Hogg's actions and have given up trying. It's a waste of time

To right

Most women don't realise it's easier to stop giving their bloke grief and stop trying to change them. It doesn't work

they like moaning for moanings sake, it does my fucking head in.

i know a few people like that. Moaning women do my head in too :evil:

i know its petty but i HATE it when i get in a car and all the air vents arnt strait i dont know why but i just cant leave em like that

woman who are shit at kissing, untidyness, smoking ergh!!!! smoking is the worst its total aids.

People dithering aimlessly along the pavement, not walking in at least a relatively straight line, walking slowly in big groups taking up the whole of the pavement etc. Basically anything that means I can't get past.

Fucking call centres who cant speak a word of english try to sell

sell me somthing i already got and just genraly waste my time

oh & Jehovah's Witnesses they piss me right off

i hate that in town and the metrocentre. if your in a rush and there are people toddiling along, stopping at windows and making you almost bump into them then giving you hacky looks when you have to walk around them. :evil:

"hello my name is dave" sure it is mate

when women use your razor .
Ques i fucking hate ques .
Punctuality - people who are late are just plain rude
Auld people on a main street - those fuckers hunt in packs blocking your way and simply walking straight towards you as if they have a divine right to move you out of the way . Cordiroy faced twats .

Bum Bags - i mean come on what the fuck are they there shite thats what they are thats why theyve got the word bum in there name !

People who use the kitchen to make a meal and don't wipe down the tops :evil:

Warm beer.

Mess in general, thinking about it.

Warm beer aka big market pints :sick:

bastard's that spam message boards with pointless drivel just to try and wind people up and shit spelling

My mates an electrician and he was working in a call centre in manchester, it was full of asian people. he said he was sitting next to this one bloke and everytime he answered the phone he used a different name . Names like, dave, alan, steve and john