.::Pig Love::.

There's got to be more stories people! Ha way, be honest!

i took one of my regulars back to mine once after a night in shields, and shes only a skinny, petite little thing.


long story short i fucked her up the arse a bit too hard and she made a mess on me matress and cock.

heard about that 1 like hehe

Could you be any more graphic there mate

i tried but couldnt bring myself to type it

LMFAO !!

Now that's what i'm talking about!

Hipnotizer

Quite a while back me & the lad's went out for a night on the lash (and other substances) round our local brewries & one of the clan had one two much of everything & ended up convincing himself he pulled a lass who was a Kelly Brook look-a-like. The truth was that she was more of a vannessa felts look-a-like but with a hideous case of camel hump acne & a severe B.O problem. Any way the horn on took over any sence he had & my mate took this horrible pig back to his & rattled her like a packet of tic tacs. the next morning he gets up, thinks 'what the fuck happened last night & how did i get home & why is there sweat & make up all over my bed!?' he goes down stairs to find this 22 stone pig scoffing a full english breakfest yapping away to his mam!!!

packet of tiktaks !!!

thats an absolutely quality story!!!
rattled like a packet of tic tacs!!

Fuckin Legend

Genius.

LMFAO this threads class

My mate Duncan used to be a waiter at a pub in Witton Gilbert.

Landlord was a bit of a boy, always had lock-ins. Big fat bird, at least 20 stone, has her eyes on Duncan. Straight up, asks if he wants a shag, but he passes. She’s takes a swipe at his sexuality, and says “Why you not gonna shag us like, are you gay?”. So He rolls his sleaves up, and gets to business. Shoves her onto one of the pub seats, but due to her size, she falls off. Gets her windsheet knickers off, but she’s so fat, he can’t find the hole. Anyway, to use a hipnotizer, long story short, he started fucking her, but it wasn’t a hole, it was a fold, so he ends up splitting his foreskin and needing stiches!!!

lmfao thats fucking class poor lad

what a sickener !!!




did this all happen on the pub seats too ?!?

a snap of the old banjo oooooooooh