Pikes garden shed = Chav HQ (base for public disorder)

i can see the funny side of what you've wrote but i know how i felt when some little shits put a window out in my house, you want revenge but don't know where to start

Re: Re: Pikes garden shed = Chav HQ (base for public disorder)

deffo, that would be mint... just like on the goonies nd home alone n that

we must find their queen ond destroy her!!!!!

honest its getting bad, the other week 5 little shits just knocked on my door, then had the cheek to stand and just look at me for 20 seconds before running off

i have an idea!!

move your shed to the other side of the garden, and dig a fuckin massive hole where it use to be. in the hole put glass, nails, dog shit etc etc. Then simply loosen the base of the shed (if poss) then place the shed over the whole. not only will they ruin there berghaus's and air max when they plunge into the carefully smashed bottles and poo but whislt they are stuck and trying to get out we can fire bb's guns and loads of fireworks at them

S>A<S

this needs to happen

i have already be recruited for the 'revenge' attack. I will need some help. If any of the 'ex' forces on here fancy on last shot at being GI joe, let me know! i will also need a recon team and a camera man.

COME ON PEOPLE.....PIKE NEEDS YOU

I want to help somehow?

i was chief of the cubs, left after they stopped the tuc shop but have vast experience in the field

Count me in :samurai:

im sure he'll let you know if he needs a black belt in origami

Re: Pikes garden shed = Chav HQ (base for public disorder)

the signs show that we are looking for a charver with 1 leg, and bare foot at that

Peter you skinny little weed i'll fold you into a swan man

a challenge, looks like ill be dusting off the old cub uniform afterall :samurai:

Peter & Jess - you two have been recruited. Peter, your fields ops knowledge from the cups could be crucial.

Marc! - You will not be drafted. There is no room for bullys in my ranks

over and out

lmfao.

Are any of your 'soldiers' experts in demolition and interrogation?

This mission is doomed

good idea, jess will make the perfect distraction

and marc, just keep checking your post

A ginger

A cub

and a 17 year old lass

'special' forces indeed :laugh:

The mission is not doomed your just bitter.

if i can get my hands on a tank, things might change