Pornmags in the Park

i got caught big style, when i was well young i used to watch the free views and tape them over a blank video, my mam n dad were looking for one to record something one day and put it on whilst i was upstairs

and although it's not porn really, rossy was a cunt a few year back and opened some mag which had a bird with her tits out in, and placed it in my toilet to look like i was having a sly one, i never found it so my dad must have got it first

Its funny that when ya were younger, in days before internet porn and filthy mags Eurotrash was the key to your weekly wank

like the time i tried to ring the sex chat line "one last time" and the bastards had blocked the calls.

they never said anything afterwards either

You speak the truth

I never found my dads stash.. so I built my own :laugh:
They're all at my mams place now.. I'm still paranoid to this day as to if they'll come across them...

I do remember my granda having a copy of razzle in which loads of birds were messing about naked in a tub of beans.. That one me a bit

hahaha aye!

My mate convinced me to order playboy tv on my dads credit card..

I only ever did it the once.. when that fit bird from neighbours was on.. I found out a few years later that it confused the fuck outta him on his bill

there was loads of porn mags scattered about the little woods in rowlands gill when i was out with my dog the other week, at least the kids are out wanking in the woods and not stuck indoors looking for filth on the internet

it's a sad day if the kids don't experience the danger wank though

aye dan i do similar work to you and ive worked in a few houses like that..

ive seen big purple dildos beside peoples beds.

and 3 foot high stacks of porn

You should have bummed her. While he bummed you

I'm sure I've seen something along those lines in a cassandra wild movie

Maybe it was your house i worked in with 3ft porn mountains

My sister went snooping round my room and found my stash when I was younger. She bribed me for about 18 months after :evil:

3ft is puny

one weekend close to xmas my parents were away and being reasonably young i was snooping for my xmas presents. for some reason i decided to look in the washin basket and found a couple of videos which i obviouly put on to see if they were something of interest like care bears or my little pony. it happened to be one of my dads mucky movies so being quie naive i phoned my mam on her mobile and said id found a video with naked ladies on doing rude thigns. she burst out laughing and told all the people she was with and put dad on the phone. he was a bit spluttery but was like iim just keeping them my mate paul so his wife doesnt find them and all i coudl hear in the backgorund was all his mates laughing their heads off

hehhehe

Mates who used to install cable disturbed a few mag-nests and deeelllooo hiding spots!


I totally remember the normalyhuge piles of soaking wet mags in the wasteland or schrubery! wtf was all that about!

Its like the white dogshit debate!

haha @ this thread, its so fucking true, when we wer kids me and my mates used to go down the woods and denes and find loads of seedy mags and pages from the sport in bushes, one of me mates was a paperboy for a local shop and while the bosses back was turned he lifted about 10 mags from the shelves. think one was called x net, anyway we went to mine and watched all the filth on my computer, when i went downstairs the fuckers set some porn picture as my screensaver and i got nabbed when me dad went on te pc

i was stupid enough to leave one of those tera patrick virtual sex dvd's on my desk one day only for me dad to tell me to keep em out of me mams sight, the disk only had 'tera patrick' writen on it so me dad must be clued up

Ahh that reminds me of the time my m8 put a picture of some bloke hoofing a lass with her legs at 180 degrees on my screen and my granny walked in.. turned around and started screaming my mams name. I got a child lock put on the computer after that

I got home from a normal Saturday afternoon in town, hanging out at McDonalds when I was about 13, to find that every copy of Daily Sport, and my Holy Grail, a copy of Club, had been found by my rents.

They laid the whole lot out on my bed, fuck me I got bollocked.

12 years later, I can still remember what my Mum said:

'Do you like reading about people fucking each other?'

I didn't have the balls to say I did