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the jolly green giant in cyber

The glasses you get them in are far too small. Like the ones you get in a hotel to clean your teeth with

His problem begins with H & ends in R.

Haven't you been reading the board lately

Never can get that hair sorted out, can he?

is it the vodka redbull that glows in the dark???

It's usually gin and tonic (or anything with tonic) that glows under UV.

Does anyone know who cuts and colours his hair nowadays?

i don't know, but the red has to go. next time you see him please pass the message on heather.

im never gonna get to see him again

but i did that! i wanted to do his whole head blue but he wasnt having that.

It took me a year to convince him to let me put the blonde bits in.

then there were more and more blonde bits, then some of them went red, then they all went red, then they were blue for a bit (think it was cos i had red hair for a few weeks last year) then theyre red again.


But i dont know who does them now, cos he cant bloody do them himself, he can barely dress himself without me to help preusmably claire dresses him for nights out now

Heather I do his hair now, back off.

haha KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!

he's been calling you a big gay wanker all day! :samurai:

smog did i even speak to you on friday?

can remember walking through the door, seeing martin.. parkin my coat.. getting a drink and thats about it.

the vodkas are stronger these days

haha saw ya a couple of times and i think we spoke but by the look of us both neither of us will ever remember!

you looked 'anti socially wrecked' at the start of the night like.. but i didn't speak to you then..

at the beginning i was knackered and proper felt like shit... anytime someone tried to talk to me i probably seemed pretty unresponsive like... still i took my medicine and cheered up for the rest of the night!

the past couple of weeks ive had have been pretty strenuous so getting myself in the mood took a lot!