Promise theme nights....

Thought a lot of u "funky" peeps didnt go cyber cos u couldnt b botherd wif the effort and it was easier to just pull on jeans n t-shirt. By the sounds of this thread u really plan months in advance so u dont look stuupid


"oh no but my white underwear are dirty"



*expects to get shouted at*


And anarchy i look awfull in a dress so ill pass

Great!
Lucy as a mad, dancing banana !!!
expect Damocles will be pleased.......

arrrgh shurrup cyber fool....the difference wif us is while we still make as much effort as u cyber peeps...we actually look half decent when we're ready...unlike all u felt tip pens!!! hehehe

*prepares to get a blastin from dexta the CYBER CRUSADER!!*

its just one item of white cothing, but shoes or socks dont count. it can have other colours on too.

im really looking forward to it because it means every1 will be making an effort for it n not just putting on the first t-shirt they find on the floor. its a shame it takes theme nights to make ppl make an effort tho.

crasher is guna look really good inside too, they are doing it all out in white and having white curtains draped over the walls and big white lions!

crasher is gonna look FILTHY AS FUCK!!! the reason we all get covered in non-cleanable gunk is cos they put shoe polish on the floor to make it look all nice wen we go in...fing is we take it out wif us afters

Someones been doin there homework

Me n Bosh are gonna do summit "Suprise" me thinks - not gonna let on till we get to the club - that way i can have summit to look forward to - well maybe not like but i think it will be good - wonder if they will appreciate a "Promise" log on T-Shirt as a T Shirt is as far as im goin coz sadly i aint fuckin made of coins/notes - me thinks a trip to "H & M" for a top will do - either way its gonna be full of Crasher Spunk innit when we get out

H&M is where am goin too....always comes in handy dont it!

i could spend a fortune in there matey - "if only they did credit" i hear John say ????? - that shops well good just a shame ive never got any money to spend in it - for Crasher im gonna go for a "DJ Tiesto" style top me thinks - ill leave that to peeps imagination - however mine wont be like a top top designer make it will be H & M's finest quality £5/10 rack

get next to the oposite sex by scanty on southern fried

the doormen would shit themselves if all the board came in rockports!

I love to wear white when im out, but when i leave the club my white pants go all black and yak! Wouldnt like to say how glo white and bleach i have gone through

i think steve's been hiding something from me all these years!

Heres a theme,

why dont we have a clubbin style john travolter dance contest, hehe.

now girlies choose ur partners, and let the best stomper win.

haha...thats actually quite a good idea...

I know,

winners should get free entry to promise

or do u think thats pushin it.

no no, cos the winners would make the club look good, cos they can dance, so they should get free entry...

*goes to practice*

me and mr funky1 gav were doin ickle dance contests at each other on friday...tryin to outdo each others dance move...hehehehe...in the end we joined forces and tried to do syncronized two footed wiggle moves! floor was too slippy though so me couldnt do it!!!

Ill have u know theres only two of us "felt tip pens" and we both look god damm sexy and u luv us really

OK lets go over the facts so you goonies stop making bigger arses of ya'sels

Safety Pins - Erm does anyone actially disagree with the fact they look shite?

Mo-Hawks/Mullets - why?!?!??!?!?

Skater Chains - totatlly radical doods

Rifts and other slippers - You look like fucking sheep with cloven hooves, you act like sheep cos you all wear the same fucking retarded uniform at least cyber has variety!

Ripped Jeans with pockets sewed onto ankles - hrrrrrrrmmmmmm so cool, lets rip the pocket off and sew it too our ankle!!! That would make us look so different and original!!!

Wiggling - It originated from Passion need I say more?!?!?

Paul Frank - Cyberdog logo looks cool sophisticated and damn funky, paul frank has a fucking monkey with huge dick sucking lips - that aint cool kids!

Flat Caps - Theres a reason your grandad gave you his - even he's too embarassed to wear the shite!

Bowler hats and dinner jackets - We know you've all grown out of cyber, cos your all old and intellectual now, but for fucks sake wearing an ill-fitting tweed dinner jacket and bowler hat does not make you look grown up!!!!!

Your all fucking gibbons Theres a reason you all used to wear cyber (even the princess ) Cos it fucking looks amazing when done right.... I'm damned if I can work out why you all dress as chimps every week though.

Get some propper clothes and learn hwo to waff!!!

Goonies