Random Farting Thread

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  1. Ness

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    :rofl:
    is that with the noise or the smell? :p :D
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    :eek: Just the noise :p
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Farting Thread

    Not the girls that I pull! Classy lasses... :lol:
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    Yeah I fart all the time and couldnt care less:p
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    Re: Random Farting Thread

    Bet you have sounded like a 8 hour scot project set

    parp parp parp parp :lol:
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    Re: Re: Random Farting Thread

    :eek: :lol: :lol:

    I've just woke up, and I'm scared to light a cigarette in case the room goes up :eek: :lol:
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    No we shouldnt! I try my best to keep them in, or just go to the toilet, sometimes I can't though, and they creep out hehe. I don't want you to start pumping around me.:( :p :love:
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    hahahahha :lol:

    Great thread.

    Theres nowt like a bit of the old toilet humour!!

    I dropped a batch of nuclear strength fart on the metro the other day, literally stunk the whole carriage out for about 10 mins :lol:

    I gave the ususal disapproving look around to give people the impression that id hadnt came from me :king:
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    Why not? :confused:
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    Because it might smell!:(
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    Girls don't smell. It's not in our nature.:D ;)
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    :eek: Mine dont!!!! :angel2:
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    Why though, I don't get it. My mam's do!
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    One of the many mysteries of women.:D
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    They might though in the future, dont want to take the chance. Plus if you start, I will, and you don't want that now do you?:D
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    :sick: No, youre right :p
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    I always am!:D :angel2:
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    Pah!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :screw:
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    Ken farts loads in front of me! he's a minger at times though! He even farted on my hand on holiday! :sick: i am a lady ;) & try to not fart in front of him but sometimes it can't be helped! :blush:

    on the subject of farts, theres someone at work farting...alls i can here is a squeaky farty noise followed shortly after by a horrid smell! :(

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