Religion

i love religious debates, no one backs down

i love nutty evangelists... they would argue black was white

i like chris rock as the 13th apostle in dogma, the whole thing about if religion was more ideas, you could change it

i saw a study and i cant remember the whole shebang but it concluded that there was a massive flood but it was before the time of noah, however it had become a kind of story passed down and it was incorporated into the bible as a moral story... not as a literal history. still i cant remember the full argument but there was good evidence for both sides.

there are massive floods every x thousand years, when the ice melts, covers the land then the world warms up and they receed. its just natural occurance.

the old testament doesnt count because jesus brought a new testament to the people, a new set of rules that ended the old way because it wasnt working... thats why if a christian claims an eye for an eye they are actually wrong... it should be turn the other cheek instead

you cant argue with religious nuts if you have no knowledge of anything but you're own beliefs.

i love them mad evangelists, if you know a thing or two you can run rings about them!

my favourite is when you ask them about muslims going to heaven...

"only people who love jesus can go to heaven"

"but muslims love jesus, he's a prophet in Islam"

"um... right"

"and jesus is also an enlightened friend of buddah and a minor god in hinduism, so buddhists and hindu's technically can go to heaven"

"but..."

"and god said he'd never abandon the children of israel who are, you've guessed it, the jews! so they get in too... add to that the innocent and those that give their lives for another and so on... its not that hard to get in really is it"

"ah go fuck yourself and give me back my microphone"

i heard a good one yesterday, its quite harsh really its about those miners who died in america, it was showing you their familes and that saying god has shown a miracle by giving them life and such and such when they thought they were alive, 3 hours later when they all got told they were dead not one of em said owt about god.

the thing that boils my piss about all these hippy wanker evangelists is the fact they are the first to point out everyone else's wrongdoings and say people are going to burn in hell, yet they are some of the most fucked up people around

thats why it gets a bad name and the ones who are genuine face abuse and opposition... its always the divisions inside that prevent progress outside

:rofl:

Evolution, yeah I can see the logic behind that.... but people who say that our universe was created by a 'big bang' in which a load of gases collided and exploded (or whatever)... well, where did these gases come from in the very very beginning? How did earth come from nothing? It seems impossible.
So I don't really believe in that theory, either.

I think these things are just too big for our brains to comprehend, y'know. The answer to the meaning of life is out there, but we can't understand it because we don't have the brain capacity?

Humans apparently only use a tiny percentage of their brains though, so perhaps if we could learn to expand our minds/ way of thinking we could one day learn the answers....

aye i definately get where ya coming from there... if you even try to think about the vastness of space or whether timegoes on forevr you'll go mad. maybe thats why i think there might be something in it at the end as there is so much humans cant comprehend despite science.

didn't you say "Religion is for the weak minded who can't accept that there is no higher power." a couple of hours ago?

It gives some people comfort. who cares if they're deludded & misguided fools.

It's when religion is used as an excuses for everything they do i.e. BUSH. - i'm sure i heard something in the past few weeks about bush rubbishing some scientists results becaue 'the went against what god taught us'

When the word of GOD is taken over what SCIENCE FACT gives us - THEN i'd be worried about the inbred hick and his 'bible belt'. freaks.


What was before the big bang? probably just the end of the previous universe. time is infinite.


i have spoken. i tell the truth. now accept the fact and move along.

i hd somthing important to add but im far too pished on cabernt sauvingnon and dont give a fock anymore .