seal stranded on bank of river tyne

Its ok the its being taken back to Seahouses in a tug boat

your a dick

but everyone who does care its actually died we think as it hasnt moved in a while and the tyne has now come in and submerged it completely

And the radio is reporting taking it back to seahouses i would have thought they would have incinerated it if it died

I'll take a fucking shotgun and a camping stove down and cook all the onlookers a nice seal sufllet, Jamie Oliver style innit

Even a dead seal could still batter you.

I bet you would love to see someone get battered off a seal you perverted hairy twat

class!!! maybe its alseep though, maybe it had a few to many cocktails with its mates in sea!!

No, just you.

Fanx m8!

"Innit" you some type of conkney reject or summit

Nah I'm a geordie reject, youre thinking of Eyeball

we think we have seen something on the rocks.....not sure if it is the seal though as we cant see it properly from here



....i think it is worth pointing out that it is very distressed and its not sunbathing.

That comment has just summed up how much of a bellend you are- you have to steal jokes from that other retard crazy jimi.

Oh just with the use of cockney lingo mate....my bad

its probably having a panic attack.... all that water.

Well id be distressed if i was holed up in the Tyne im sure its fine just a little confused