Shameful Things You'd Like To Forget

When I went to high farm in wallsend, was in year 5 and wasn't the best at PE but I tried. Well in the summer we had a gym competition, basically all your jumps on the horses and shit like that, so the teacher asked me if i wanted to enter, statin that most of the school were in anyways... initially i said no but when my so-called friends said they were in i said yes! competition was a couple weeks away so i practised my floor movements to some piece of classical music......the day came and imagine my horror when 3/4 of the school were sat waiting for the competitors to come on (inc. said friends)... my moment came and after 2 mins of unfluid-like movements i tried to muster a 'crab' - crumpling into a heap on the floor.

To add insult to injury I came last and it was on posters around school.

Fortuneately I moved away that yr

I've done a lot of things I'd like to forget. Like a few years back I was in Q club in Faliraki and I was dancing in one of the cages there thinking I was the Dogs B*******,strutting my stuff when I decided to take my shoes off but when I started dancing again the floor was slippy and my legs shot straight through the bars and me being too pissed to get up I didn't realise the ultra violet light's were on me and I had a white thong on so everyone saw my nickers too.

The same holiday I drank this vile shot with baileys in it and it went down the wrong way so I spewed it back up all over myself in front of these lads we were trying to impress I spent the rest of the night stinking of Baileys and I've never touched it since.

Cutting Lee Haslams Fringe Off

Got kegged in a bar on Xmas eve

............abolutely gutted, the place was rammed

I always fully dance around my room and my mum walks in....or you are fully dancing and stuff and getting carried away and then you trip over and think to yourself "if there was a hidden camera in my room that would be the most embarrassing thing EVER"

It was funnier when you answered the fone and we realised how mortal we were in the room...

Or when you superman dived across a little table with ashtrays and glass's etc all over it taking the whole thing down....

Oh yeah I spilt the glass of coke all over the cream carpet. You told me off too .

It wa sa hotel!!! not her room! SHE MADE ME SCRUB THE CARPET CLEAN! I was in no fit state ..god knows how I didn't fall to my death in the shower

Re: Shameful Things You'd Like To Forget

lmao!