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  1. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    Dip your knob in a pot of pva glue 20mins before slipping it up. You might want to watch some filthy porn for that duration aswell.
    Mr.B.ThatsMe, Apr 7, 2006
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  2. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    No because if that was the case i would have said :confused:

    It happens to loads of people :)
    M.C.E, Apr 7, 2006
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  3. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    Re: Re: shit in bed

    Dan??? :laugh:
    chase, Apr 7, 2006
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  4. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Re: Re: Re: shit in bed

    ooof
    M.C.E, Apr 7, 2006
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  5. Miller

    Miller Registered User

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    Re: Re: Re: shit in bed

    Is that who she's banging!:lol:
    Miller, Apr 7, 2006
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  6. eyeball

    eyeball Registered User

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    just get her to either wank or suck you off first

    then shag her about 15/20 mins later- guaranteed staying power
    eyeball, Apr 7, 2006
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  7. Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct Registered User

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    African Sunset Dan? :eek:
    Basic Instinct, Apr 7, 2006
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  8. chris.ec

    chris.ec

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    fookin ill at this thread..................:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :king:
    chris.ec, Apr 7, 2006
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  9. GeordieLee

    GeordieLee Registered User

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    May I suggest....

    Shotgun Willy in the Grand National. :)
    GeordieLee, Apr 7, 2006
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    Natalie Registered User

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    :lol: ive put 20p on him :lol:

    dan, your box is full
    Natalie, Apr 7, 2006
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  11. forks

    forks still not dead

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    dan, your box is full



    thats probs whats causing it
    forks, Apr 7, 2006
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  12. Rob

    Rob Registered User

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    It's all about the timing.
    Rob, Apr 7, 2006
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  13. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    :lol: Doesn't really make sense but the I like your spirit :dunce:
    Mr.B.ThatsMe, Apr 7, 2006
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  14. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    I suspect your a homosexual jimi, i can't think of any other explanation for it
    Chris S, Apr 7, 2006
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  15. Nass

    Nass sound. Staff

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    Just keep going. :up:
    Nass, Apr 7, 2006
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    PRINCESS JANE

    TBH the first couple of times I unleash the I princess pussy would be offended if sex lasted longer than 15 mins (inc pizza).

    I am naked and clearly sexy, get fizzy with the jizzy boy!*

    Once the wonder has died down longer shag-a-thons would be acceptable

    * unless in the face when pausing for breath mid BJ..aarrrgh my eyes..
    Wot, Apr 8, 2006
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  17. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Lee, Apr 8, 2006
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  18. JIMI

    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    bottle of wine 5 condoms, wank furiesly many times b4 i see her, make her try and make me cum during 4play and ill last the neet


    THANX FOLKS! specialy the wine
    JIMI, Apr 8, 2006
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  19. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    hopefully the wine should be just the right amount, anymore and you may be in danger of getting the dreadded 'brewers droop' :eek:
    Lee, Apr 8, 2006
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  20. JIMI

    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    happens all the time m8
    JIMI, Apr 8, 2006
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