Sky Diving for Charity

pfffft as if, id have chopped it off with some rusty scissors if he'd have done that

you should have just clenched your arse cheeks and ran off

he didnt dare even try


im gonna shut up now, this is putting me off me chocolate cookie

not into scat hannah?

I've always fancied pulling a minger going back to her house, tying her up, shitting on he chest and leaving just for a laugh

Not at all! Im not having anything up there, noway :sick:

Do it, I dare you :laugh:

what you doing this weekend?

go on son

You can fuck right off Im not a minger :tut:

only joking

Better be or else you'll be slipping way down on my Snazzy-O-meter!

where am i now?

pike, get my msn of mm or the purv©

this could be a goer, gonna speak to my uncle proper at the weekend

everyone will have to be completely sober tho, unlucky purvy

This is how snazzy you where prior to calling me minging and asking to shit on my tits ...

Now though its reversed

Canny chart that like pet..

All about the pie charts ... mmmmm pie

thats rather snazzy, ubersnazzytastic

You're McLearning

ill be sober. only been pissed once since i got bk from ibiza

thats cause I'm Mcuberscchhhnazzytastic