Sleep humping!?!

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  1. Miller

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    So that's why your going out with him, just to make you seem normal. Sussed!:lol: :D
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    Wish i had someone to steal my duvet :( :cry:
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    SSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... ;)
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    I sleepwalk occasionally. I don't wander off and have sex with strangers. Unfortunately. :cry:
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  6. Rob

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    Yeah but are you sure about that??? :eek:
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    that smilie is so cute! :lol: :lol:
  8. Miller

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    Ok;)
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    What stranger would have sex with you though?:think:
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    Well, I haven't caught anything new - just the same old VD's as usual ;)

    I have scared the shit out of some former girlfriends by sleepwalking tho - just wandering off, fiddling with fridges etc, or just disappearing completely for a while. When I had my pub I got lucky with one of my customers one night ( ;) :lol: ), and she stayed over in the upstairs flat. When she woke in the morning I had disappeared. She searched everywhere she could for me but couldn't find me. She was starting to get shitted up by it when luckily Rose the cleaner came in and let her out. Rose found me in the cellar sitting on the ice machine, fast asleep. :monkey:

    It took a lot of explaining and a bunch of flowers, but I did end up seeing that lass for a while, and luckily didn't sleepwalk again during that time...

    @ Miller - your mum :D ;)
  11. Miller

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    Yeah but you had to pay for it!:screw:
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    I was wondering what that receipt for 72p was that I found in my pyjamas! :D :p
  13. Miller

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    The condom?:spangled:
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    Its sooo not hot enuf :(

    :screw:
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    It is for me.

    What does that mean exactly though?:confused:
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    Nah, that was included in the price! :lol:
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    What does what mean? :spangled:
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    Was it a midweek one like, she's cheap through the week!
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    Doesn't matter!
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    It could have been happy hour :p :lol:

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