Sneezing Fits

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  1. B.O.B.

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    Re: Re: Sneezing Fits

    But the old fashioned way is so much more fun! And probably less messy than 8 sneezes. ;)
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    Its not the same feeling as an orgasm, Its just that a sneeze is the enjoyment equvilent of 1/8 of an orgasm, so if you sneeze about 8 times in succesion its of the same enjoyment?! I think anyway :D
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    I have come to the conclusions that:

    a) blokes dont get the same feelin from sneezing

    b)girls that suffer from hayfever actually have the best summers!:D
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    but that still dont make sense

    u could say that eating 8bits of cheese is the equivelant of a strawberry cheesecake but u cud sit and eat cheese all day and your still not gonna taste the strawberry cheesecake :confused:

    but then..your supposed to test a vibrator on your nose (so they say :))
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    no coz then ud just have nightmares!:p
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    do u think if u sneeze in your sleep u have erotic dreams?

    interesting fact - in ancient england people beleives that a sneeze was the devil trying to enter your soul through your nose...hence saying BLESS YOU!
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    I dunno how it works but it was making me feel good! lol, theres just something wicked about sneezing! Was making me laugh and all sorts! :p

    More convinient than taking your knickers off, and you can do it in public :D
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    LMFAO!!!!!
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    i thort it came from the middle ages in areas where the black plague was rife.. sneezing was an early sympton of the plague therefore sneezing would probably mean u were gonna die... i fink or am i just being daft
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    this is before even then...when they would probably think that the plague was satan choosing you for hell or sumthing :)
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    WOW! This extremely funny thread has turned all educational!! I knew there was a good reason I joined this board... :p
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    no u have a wet duvet! n u have to turn it around so the wet patch isnt in your face!:p

    oi dont even think about it! Wet duvets...erotic dreams...STOP IT!!:D
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