I think you pay for flights and all that and they come over. Then marry them! it would be class if they came in a box though.
You would be gutted if you got a right lazy bitch though,, I would have to get some sort of contract drawn up.
Ugly and lazy, it would totally defy the point of getting a mail order bride. It would probably be best getting one of an oriental descent, they're hard workers and are hardlies ever ill. Plus she'll love you long time.
i rarely celebrate st georges so im not gonna celebrate st patricks, its just an excuse for most to get pissed
They'll be giving the fuckers out for free left, right and centre on Saturday. Don't waste your money.
Who said I was a cockney? Living in London doesn't make you a cockney you fucking retard. Honestly, you haven't quite grasped the concept of insulting someone have you?