The Boat

seriously she wasn't that fit

i agree Rachel...the drugs n drink has clouded their judgement

she was mega fit, i wasn't pissed at that stage either

haha it was quite funny when her lad stepped forward and gave her a kiss behind the dj booth, i heard a fair few boo's at that point

haha i agree with the lads we saw her b4 she went on at the bar and she is really pretty, didnt see her after her set so dunno wot state she was in

i embarressed me mate phil because i was enjoying it a bit too much

poor bastard!

the thing is with female dj's, most boys would see an eqivalent looking girl in the club and not look twice at her but cos shes a dj shes 'totally stunning, beautiful and gorgeous'!!

no really it wasn't that, she was just hot

did he get spannered??

nah the big fanny was ill with flu so we left at 3... when he got up the next day he said his flu had gone and wished he'd cained it instead of being a tart

bloody big girls blouse :camp:

we left not long after 3 cos we wer edrunk :drunk:

i know i was cos i had a burger from the van :sick:

it turned out to be my saving grace when i was dying of a hangover

hehe phil had a grease burger too, the thought of it made me ill :sick:

still i know if i'd had let paula and phil leave without me i may have been a silly boy and gone back to old ways, so i think i made the right decision

we escaped without an afterparty (which i was grateful for)

i bet you would've :spangled:

i know i would've, i was trying to persuade them to go so i could get twattid in peace! glad i didnt as i got battered enough and had a good one! :groovy:

you were trollied when we last seen ya...was good crack tho

aye had to be done tho, its been a while for me! top crack!

as did getting drunk for me...couldn't have gurned again like i had the noght before either..my face is still sore off it

i didn't touch any illegals tho

of course you didn't

i dont know what you're implying!