The Call Center Hate Thread

the thick ****s that work with me probably cant understand your accent... im sure theres an NVQ that can fix that though..

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Was it Northern Rock by anychance?

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he might have even spoke to broony

yes it was.. i now have a 'procedure sheet' for medical abscences..

when he said 'do you want to continue your employment' - the doc wants me to quit - i visibly bit my tounge then smiled politley.. think he got the message..

the **** accross from me thinks hes fucking 'call centre crack commando' with a daily mission to 'cut those calls!' he has a coronary everytime the queue gets above 5 he also has a pony tail.. prick.

i just sit there all day and argue with the ****s that ring up and tell them they havent been in the queue for 25 minutes like they say, because theres only 2 people in the queue and 5 people playing reception bitch.. even if i know they have

i enjoy the fit call centre staff @ more than and northern rock sat sunning it outside at lunch...

o2 are fucking useless :evil: i'm with o2 and their service is shite :devil:

I also hate automated services:

Press 1 to speak with some1 who doesn't know/ care about your prblem
press 2 to scream abuse at some thick YTS lad
Press 3 to be put on hold for two hours
press 4 to go back to the begining of this call
press 5 to be cut off
press 6 to hear the sounds of the sea
press 7 to kill.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

i'v jus cum in2 work, n found out i left myself on auto-in all nite!! the calls hav bin cummin through.

i havnt seen my boss yet but he knows so im gonna get wrong!!

:angry: :argue:

doooont be daft man.

no way some round neck jumper sporting mincer wud try to hug me...

tom - why didnt u cry on him? :laugh:

Who knows of this being done?......

When the caller first gets put thur the CCMonkey immediately puts them on MUTE.

The caller can only here silence and eventully hangs up, The CCM still gets his/her call stats.

BASTARDS.

When I get this happen to me I give them some fucking abuse as they can still here you.

no u dont mate

yes dear.

you have eyes for me and only me...im sat here with swollen arms listening to scrufs 'abba gold' what more cud you want?

you like tom now heather?

if people arnt happy with the call centres, they should probably try saving up and not asking some kind company to help them buy their own house, or make ya own fone see how far yas get

Oh dear...its one of those call centre people that takes their job very seriously....look in his profile he even thinks he's a "mortgage advisor"

:laugh:

ill never mention the B word again...

as long as heather doesn't dish out relationship advice to me in public...

Whereabouts is Martin mate?

I need to speak with him before I go to bed!

fucking his girlfriend

downstairs...

RING HIM!!