The injury thread

yeah bomb went off in reus airport in 1996

that makes two of us then mate !!!


warrington 93'

i was in london when the bombings happened!

just got back from america, got the stamp 2 proove it on me passport,

bastard they didnt get you

seriously you'd better not fuckin joke about this.. two kids we're killed in that one was one year younger than you at the time .........

i calm it down

I split my head open when I was little cos my dad had me on the kitchen bench I slipped and cracked my head off the light switch.

Also split my head open again when I was in Portugal at the water park when i was about 7. Was too lazy to walk around the pool so slid under the silver barriers to walk through the pool. As I was idner though I slipped and cracked my head off the side of the pool. I couldn't understand how people were looking at me but were talking like aliens Had to get my head stictched together by a Portugese woman who couldn't speak any english and my mam was crapping herself cos she didn't know what they were doing Got a whole row of seats to myslef on the plane on the way back though

Recently broke my elbow too slipping on some wet floor which is neevr gunna be fixed properly :cry2:

stop walking on wet things

i'd stay away from water if i was you

split head open in SOFT PLAY when i was about 5. My parents didnt claim....ludicrous. I could be driving a Porsche now!!

Ran into a wall when i was about 10 and fractured my right arm

Smashed my arm in 2 places in a house rugby 7s tournament. The gutter was i was playing in the "all star" team because half of one team didnt turn up so was just made up of anybody. Tried to dodge a big lad, his head just barged into me and took out my arm.

Ive been reeeasonably free of big injuries thankfully.

i know you all will laugh but i slipped over on a bannana peel and split my scrotum on a traffic barrier i was on the bench for a while after that

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

i got two footed by some brut when i was 10, snapped my right leg clean thorugh in 2 places and fractured my ancle.

mate pulled the chair away from me in technology and i hit my head on the corner or a desk

haha

About 10 years ago tried to jump over a wodden spiked fence and the spike went straight into my bum cheek I didnt do that again I tell you

I got my little finger caught in the chain of my bike and nearly ripped the end of it off, broke and dislocated my finger and the nail was hanging off. Never known pain like it.

Got 2 nails on that finger now though

I fell off a first floor balcony in Ibiza a few years back trying to hide the bucket on a ledge outside. There was a small plastic cover that was on the bit of the balcony you rest your arms on and when I stood on it the fucker slipped off. Luckily I landed on Astro-turf material stuff but it was right on me back. I've no idea how I didn't put myself in hospital - or break my back....

Fell a kip on the wrong side of a balcony 3 days later too after me and one of me mates ended up at some birds place after one too many David Bowies. Woke up in the afternoon with the sun burning me back, looked to my right and I could see fucking tree tops. I was 20 feets up on a ledge asleep If I'd fell and hadn't died - that would of been a hell of an injury to tell you about.

i wish i was! it hurt so much. i was 17 at the time

I once took on a doberman when I was 11 or so. im now paralysed

Never looked back since

Is that a joke?