The injury thread

Was teasing my cat when I was little and he jumped up and scratched me and cut open my eyeball...that was pretty painful. Apart from that not much I don't think?

ayah

Ouch.

How come you still love cats so much after that?

no,

when stevie hawkins passes away im ready for the job

because I had him wedged down a little corner and was teasing him...if some1 did that to me I would probably claw their eyeball too

we've had something similar b4?! i've told this story loads...but oh well!

age 12, electrocuted myself at the top of the garden, nearly set fire to my hair, severe burns to 6 fingers, stopped my heart, had heart massage for 20 mins while the ambulance arrived, was 'dead' for about 3 mins, 2 weeks in hospital, still got no finger prints on 4 fingers....

smoke coming off mi head, 'blue' sparks/bolts of electricity coming off me, going into the ground apparently - proper 'warner brothers' cartoon style!

never knew mate.

So what did the dog do exactly?

what did u electrocute yourself on?

anyone remember that game in gladiators, the one where they had to climb a wall with the gladiator following them.
i was playing that with my mates against a cliff, i was being chased anyway i got to the top and turned round to come back down and tripped over a manhole cover in the long grass at the top, came falling down the cliff, thing is i fell about 20 odd ft without hurting meself cos every time i hit the side of the cliff i hit a bit wher there was grass coming out, plus there was a small patch of grass at the bottom which i managed to land on.

ive had some lucky escapes in my time

probably just jinxed meself

hes lying out his arse

That thought had never crossed my mind...

i was running an extension up the garden to a shed ( so we could have a little spot light on to read erm... specialist magazines, ahem ) , it wasn't working and i noticed some insulation tape in the middle of the cable, so i undid it without turning the mains off. still got the imprints of the wires on my fingers where i grabbed them. muscles tensed and i couldn't let go.


light came on at the other end mind.

yes my bitterness has stemmed from a very young age

howd they get you off the cable?

You can laugh now mate. But that some serious injury. You were well lucky there.

my mate kicked the cable out of my hand when they realised... took them a few seconds to realise, i still had hold of the wires, i was shaking, hair smoking, blue electricity shooting out of me it's funny now... although 1 of them had nightmares for weeks over the shock of it

i was in the paper and everything all for trying to read 'Razzle' in the shed!

did the other knock one err a mean read the mag's quickly seen as you had light an all

bet they left that detail out of the papers.

i electrocuted meself with my trainset when i was a youngen. i put the connector that goes into the track in my mouth while it was still on. had a fork mark on me tongue for weeks, you win tho

One of my crazy next door neighbours wild rabbits scratched my eye when I was little inside and outside Ive got a scar next to my eye....

I scratched my own face when I was only a couple of days old which is quite a bad scar on my face now.

I once had my fingers in the hinge of a door and somebody shut the door on my fingers and when I bent my fingers the bone was almost through my knuckles

I once slid down the slide with a big thick stick thing in my hand, when I slid down, the end of the stick hit the ground and the other end stabbed me in the eye

What about when you tran into the corner of the metal box so forcefully you fell to the ground and got up and still wanted us to go to amusements LOL