The Worst Thing You Have Done!

:laugh:u can come and cheer me up while im at work tonight then

tell us the worst thing youve done then she can work around it!

Please please please doooo! He he!

When i was younger i hung my 5 year old next door neighbour to a basketball hoop by his dungarees and left him there crying

feel well guilty now

i threw my engagement ring away many times and lost it, once having the whole nightclun looking for it one night!! that got me really scared i would have been ko'd if i lost it!!

no its well gone tho

Snap

Wasn't me but its rancid and had to share it. It onvolves 2 people at Notting uni, one is a lad my frined lives with the other is a laydeee he met out one night.

He went back to hers at the end of the night and she led him seductively "or so he says" up to her room. They shared a bottle of bailieys at the house and then things got interesting she took out a plastic cover and lay it on her bed

she tied him down and then pulled out some ANal beads.

She teased him and then went down on him whilst having instered the beads.

At his climax she whipped out the Anal beads and due to lack of control he shit himelf!!

Slightly emabarrassed as had never had this happen he went for a shower and came back to find her rolling on top of the plastic sheet covering herself in his POO!!!!

Do people like that really exist?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thats sick sick sick sick sick

yeah soapies lying it was really her

apparently so...totally rank!no self repecting girl would roll around in poo especially someone elses!!

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Im quite relieved Im not getting any now

Yeh as if...you know i don't even know stupid things like that exist! i'm so naive its your lot in the corruption house that i hear gross stuff from....
I just find it highly amusing and so have to pass it on. Love it when i see my girly girl frineds crease up with squimishness!

(so cruel but funny)

he'l be ok about it soon!

hope so

I enjoyed myself yesterday, don't want it to be the last.

This is just a nasty story a soldier told me on the train....

There were these para's (parachute regiment) and they decided to sneak a lass back to the barracks. So they turned the light off to not get seen and went through her one by one.

The sergeant come in and wanted to know whats going on, someone blabbed but the sergeant agreed he would keep his gob shut if they carry on but let him have ago.

So the sergeant was banging away and finished doing what he wanted to do.

Turned the lights on and realised it was his DAUGHTER!!!

haha thats pretty sick but the odds of it being true are VERY slim

yeah that sounds like a true story

We are talking about the Para's! They do seem to get up to a bit!!

Truth in it, I don't know, but too imaginitive for me to make up!! They must have been telling porkies! Hmm tasty soldiers!