Those situations where you think, "god I'm a fucking tit"

Yeah called as soon as I woke up, cancelled the booking and got on the 3pm flight. €120 too, which is a lot better than I was expecting, but still shit.

Just gutted my BH drinking has been set back a few hours really

when I meet you I AM going to bray you

FACT

Get a grip mate

:evil:

tosser

eurostar?

I rest my case.

It'll never happen though as you'd have to leave the north east / your mums to do that..

Nah, sitting in the airport now. Flight's in an hour

why would i have to leave my mums when i own a 200 grand house you scroat

ive also lived in more parts of the uk than you care to imagine so ive a pretty good idea of uk geography incl london

just know this

i could find you far easier than you could find me

now fuck off back to the london wine bar scene

you "model"

Where you flying into? Not sure of any plans for tonight, I need to go into work later to make up for the total lack of effort I put in yesterday..

What's your whiney crack?

Work? Fuck that man. Will get in about four ish, gonna drop my stuff off at cheshire street and head for a bar. Will give you a call.

Flying into london city, which is just in bow i think.

ooooh tetchy..

as for the UK thing, I doubt that very much, but then you'd know, because you know everything there is to know about me

That law degree finally paid off I see

If only my dissertation was on board rules I might not have failed the fucker first time round

HAHA

well me dad found out the reason why the washer wasnt working... turns out a condom that was in me pocket has somehow worked its way through the drum and into the mechanism oh how we laughed. almost as good as the time a condom of mine found its way into the dyson, that one had my mother puzzled for a few minutes

ive no idea how it manged to get the condom out of the packet and into the drum, but i suppose if persil can get grass stains out that it can get a jonny out aswell

Fo hijacking a good thread with your virtual bummiung gents!


Lue you description of your fringe creased me!

I'de have to say bumping into an old work friend, and going "oh congrats, when is it due" and even doing the alwd belly rub,. for her to tell me " I'm not pregnant"... a small moment of uncomfortable silence ensued, followed by weak excuses to go in opposite directions!

would have been class if the condom got jammed in the dyson and inflated inside it!