Valentines Day

you not showered her with rose pettles yet ? or you saving it for later

i only need to click my fingers, just like the fonse

I would pay to see that work

heeey

Well I'm off for a romantic evening with a chicken & mushroom king pot noodle, and 350 Nissan motors that I need to fit parts to.

live the dream

i'm off to morrisons to stack shelves hopefully there be lots of hot students in today to help me through it.

we live in hope eh ?

at least you two are in the outside world. Its highly unlikely anything fit will be wandering round my world today as i'm shut in my room starting at my lack of dissertation

I have 600 other blokes for company...hardly the best enviroment if your straight

apparently there may be a nice weekend ahead after the torment of overtime

Working with all the soppy couples! ergh god it makes me SICK when they start feeding each other desserts! i have to walk away in embarrassment!

nowt you aint done yourself tho Jess

That's why im staying in with takeway

he can feed me spring rolls

I hasve never ever ever publicly fed anyone dessert in my whole entire life

and i only thought that shit happenedd in ghey cheesey yank ffilms

these are the things you sometimes need to do to get a fuck

i have just entered a 'Valentines Poem' competition @ work to win a meal or summit. here's my entry

A Story of True Luuuuurve

There once was a young man called Andy
Whos mam was a little bit randy
His Mam was called Dot, she had a nice Bot
She would do anything for a shandy

Dot once met a young man called Joe
Who had a massive big toe
He said suck it and see, she said sounds good to me
So come on lets give it a go

Joe’s toe nail cut dot’s bottom lip
After this she needed a kip
She woke with a start and said joking apart
They really could do with a clip

Joe & Dot they went out one day
Thanks to Andy, he offered to pay
They went for some bate and then to the gate
It got to eleven but they wanted to stay

Joe said my love knows no bounds
After you’ve bought me a couple of rounds
I’ll buy you a rose for sucking my toes
And we’ll get married, how does that sound ?

really.................who invented this day.....think i must get hammered later.

Re: Valentines Day

Kicked out of bed lol, then a card flung at me as I was driving.

What a fucking hallmark holiday.