Want to hang out in perdu but not pay high prices?

ffs.... soz mate!!!

I've heard he likes a bit of knitting now and again like.

told you i didn't know how to spell it.

bad crack si, hope she's alright

that's the trouble with bouncers, they don't want anything to do with that sorta thing usually, it's terrible

stay tuned for more moneysaving tips

well... dictionary.com says its sue... as in to sue someone... just couldn't be bothered to look it up.... i hold my hands up and apologise profusely for my appalling spelling!

You should of said:

"Sew me!"