Well done the Mackems

yeah well done lads we couldn't have done it without yas

"WE'RE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE.......WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH....WE'RE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE.......WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH....WE'RE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE.......WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH....WE'RE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE.......WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH"

And the mackems sing:-

shearer wherever you may be
we all laughed when you fecked your knee
bellemy was right
you are feckin shite
you won feck all in black and white

no we don't, not yet anyway

we do sing

Shearer is a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
he plays for scum united
and he's a fuckin twat
He fucks up on the left wing
he fucks up on the right
and when he played for england he was a load of shite

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Shearer is a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
he plays for scum united
and he's a fuckin twat
He fucks up on the left wing
he fucks up on the right
and when he played for england he was a load of shite

...and (this is my fave)

Kieron Dyer shags his mother
and his sister
and his brother
all the dyer's shag each other
dirty black & white bastards

we do bud! :d

its the new shearer is a wanker, just not all the stadiums caught on yet

Dan - you renewing next year I hope?

Where u gonna sit? Only two out of our 6 renewing, me and a mate

Think we're gonna keep same seats (north stand lower row 38 - behind the goal cos they are mint) - fancy joining us?

i am yet to hear it in the RADJI corner brian

i'm defo renewing mate!

South West all the way for me tho row 30!

i think there's only two of us too!

South west = Cheaper seats, mint atmosphere, canny view and class craic with the away fans

Aint the SWC fully allocated already tho? Every time we asked about changing to there we were knocked back

How much yours cost for SWC? Mines currently £340

i got mine nee bother last season mate! think mine was £340 too but i didn't have one the season before so i couldn't get that cheap offer they done.

they are concession corners, but i think the cheap tickets only goto students, kids, people on the dole?

i'll speak to mick and see if he fancies a change

I'm certain you won't have that problem this coming season mate

we will probably sell more season tickets next season than we did this season!

as long as a decent manager comes in and the quinn takeover goes smooth.

1. He was class for England, and you's would of been loving it when he was scoring for England!
2. I find it so cute how you's have songs for our players:wub: It just goes to show how much you's mean to us now, when we have no songs whatsoever about your players, or even really sing about you's at all. Maybe we might if we actually knew any of your players

Even with Quinn coming in, surely people would rather watch Prem football than Championship? Just because Quinn has come in, you's might have a bit money, but who will want to come to you's? This is exactly what Gates was saying the other night, who would come?

miller - get lost you petty goth

Heres a few

"You're even worse than the last time"

"Just the worst team in history"

"Murray In"

"2-1 to the Premiership" (responding to first half taunts from home fans of "1-0 to the Championship"

"You're going down with the hoaxer"

"Where's the mackems gone?" (after home sections emptied rapidly following our third goal)

"Jesus is A Geordie"

"Hello, hello, Happy Easter, Happy Easter"

"We only played for seven minutes"

"We've got Michael Owen, you've got Jonathan Stead - We've got Alan Shearer, you've got Dean Whitehead...."

"I know they are, I'm sure they are...Sunlun's going down"
"Cheer Up Kevin Ball...."