What Are People..

I went out with work for a chinese.....got extremely drunk made an absolute tit of myself and then fell asleep on mates sofa.

What an idiot?

Wasn't sick though - bonus

youve got to make a tit of yourself on a work night out...otherwise what fun is it?

well dun for not being sick...was out for a meal with my mum the other week, we drank 5 bottles of wine between us...then danced and danced (there was no dance floor in the resteraunt) then tried to persuade to steel band to play the cricket theme....(who were very scared of us cos they were only about 17)


then we went home...and mum threw

Guess so. BAd head this morning though. Defo going back to bed. After a bacon sarnie of course mmmmmmmmmm.

Yeah way too much wine. Oh well

you werent drunk last night were u????

hope youre okay today though

last night i went for few drinks with someone i hadnt seen in ages, then went home and had a mix before vuzz tonight

then went to bed and watched the simpsons box set

they were £10 bottles as well

Wish I hadn't bothered going out last night. It was proper shite.

I'd spent all day lugging crates around at work - we were moving offices so packing everything up, and conveniently half the office had some sort of (fictional) ailment which meant they couldn't lift heavy things, wrap computers in bubble wrap, do anything other than sit and eat a sandwich, etc. :spangled:

So I was aching all over anyway, went out for a meal with my department later on at that Prima place down the Quayside - it was fucking shite, the service was appalling. We ordered our desserts then waited over half an hour (and asked about them 3 more times) before we were finally told they were out of the dessert we wanted - and yet another table which had ordered after us, had got those desserts.

Then met my friends who were already pissed and I wasn't so it was boring, queued for 45 minutes in Bambu to get cash out because the machine knocked back every single person for a stupid reason so they had to put their cards in 2-3 times before it worked.

Course you don't, it's fun watching other people make fools of thereselves!

I eat ostrich and crocodile last night, the croc was well nice, if not a bit chewy. Then I got quite drunk, but not too bad as I can remember everything, bonus!


Nightmare btw Jill, it's crap when everyone is pissed and your not, we had to wait fucking ages for out meal aswell, and it was a pre-ordered meal, so they knew what we were having already! There was only another 3 people in the place aswell!:spangled:

probably because you ordered ostrich and crocodile!!!!!

what colour was the croc??? just outa interest

Just normal steak colour really.

It's an African Steak House, what else do you get in them places?? It's all they fecking do!

not green then???

lol ive never been to one, would fancy trying it actually!!

my xmas party was at the marriott hotel next to metrocentre, couple weeks ago now, was funny watching all the bosses gettin well pissed and dancing to abba

was even funnier when the dj dropped eric prydze - call on me and a girl off my team comes over "is this like what you play then???"

err................no

Lol, sort of very, very dark green, he must of burnt it

Abba rocks man!

Yeah it is ya lying twat! It's better than fecking Toxic anyways!

toxic =

dont think ive heard it since the night you put it in the freezer actually, ive lost it somewhere, gotta admit though it was funny!!!!

"...dont you know that youre toxic??"

You want me to keep hold of a porn vcd for ya?

The town was liberally decorated with pavement pizzas last night - and my nuts almost fell off due to waiting almost an hour in the freezing cold for a taxi Ban office xmas do's in town!

Was funny as fook like, it was almost frozen, best thing for it imo!

i agree actually, only bought about 5 hardstyle tunes, and was only for the crack!!!!!

hardshake was canny good though :laugh:

i had an indians last night & :chill:

i also love cheese in all sorts of flavours!

My mate has just started buying them, fool!

Suppose it's better than Toxic like, still dire though!

Word.

going to goodgreef

sheridan =

Ive just had two work Xmas do's on Thursday and Friday.

The first one started in the Assembly Rooms at midday, then we went to Apartment all afternoon, then Living Room. Think i stumbled home at 10pm after 10hrs drinking nothing but pints of lager.

Then yesterday i had to do it all over again. Started in Bar Luga at 1pm with 2 glasses of champagen and a few pints of lager. Then went for a meal at King Neptune (which was really really nice) at 3pm. After that it was off to Bar Beyond, where someone tried to bottle someone (luckily it didnt smash). But no need at all, so we left and went to Tiger Tiger. Lots of stupid drinks kept getting bought. Then it was Revolution, then Apartment. By then the numbers were dwindling, so the remaining 6 or 7 all being blokes, we headed off into Blue Velvet! Final stop was Living Room, and it was now 1am. After 12 hours very solid drinking i staggered home. Safe to say i havent been that drunk in a long long time.

Long lie in this morning, and i cooked myself the greatest fried breakfast ever. It so hit the spot. I am still drooling from it.