What fucking idiot calls their kid Nasser?

:laugh: :laugh:

wudn't u just paddle away very very very quickly without any splashing or sound?

You can only go where the wave throws you unfortunately!

bugger!! i fear he may have been doomed then!

A person on a surfboard resembles a great white and larger sharks favourite food... SEALS!

I would be off that board and swimming faster than ya can say jaws!

it ain't tynemouth... the water ain't brown with turds floating in it....

Re: What fucking idiot calls their kid Nasser?

at least ur not a girl called Ken

hahaha bastard

love them both brilliant choices

The name itself 'Nasser' (or Nass) doesn't actually bother me, it's when I'm introducing myself on the phone at work (and also in clubs etc). If people know it and know me - it's fine.

'who sorry?'

'Nasser'

*insert something here that isn't Nasser*

'no, Nasser'

'sorry??'

'N A double S E R'

'Oh right Nasser! thats an unuusual name (you fucking reckon?)/we have a cricket captain (I know)/there was once a king Nasser (I went to school?) /lake Nasser (see previous)/I don't know anyone else called Nasser (I wish I did?).

WHO FUCKING CARES

I don't like the way every time I introduce myself, the flow of conversation is interrupted when I just want to get to the fucking point and get on with my work. It doesn't sound like much but it's also quite embarrassing with everyone else in the room hearing me do it day in day out.

I've considered using a different name over the phone but that would make me look even more of a tit

What can I do?

its just a name hun, andit could be so much worse.....i.e. my cousns called benedict-bede.......or lil bennybedy for short.....

Nass

no wonder everyone thinks i'm an immigrant

what is it with people not being able to pronounce the 'th' sound.

martins known me for 3 and half years now and still cant say my name without really thinking hard about it 1st, thast y he calls me baba

I have trouble with the 'th' sound......cant say maths, smiths or strangely 'jesus of nazereth'........its well hard!

aye...damn scots!...'they didnae ken we were smart enuf to climb OVER the wall'

i cant say jesus of nazereth...i found this out while doing a reading one sunday in church.

it comes out as jesusesnazzeress

Same here.....its well difficult.....not that I really want to say it that often!

do a 'vinnie' become a wanabe someone

pick a random name and we'll stick u with it...

Benny.

benny.. nah... doesnt suit moffat!!!