Whats the worst thing?

Why is it that you think you can ride a bike home when your really pissed - you clearly can't!

I did a similar thing, lent me mates mountain bike, I can remember thinking at the time, "the fuckin handle bars are loose" cause they were all over the place when it was my pissedness, fell off a couple of times, then when almost home I had a real slam, when I came to their was two Policemen standing over me

Woke up later at 5am with a well sprained wrist. The dangers of drink :spangled:

the worst thing i've eva done is something far too bad to eva repeat on this board it makes me feel sick just thinking about it but i was about 15 year old and stupid n very drunk n got taken advantage of big style but thats all im gonna say.....
when i was little practically everthing i did was fucking stupid when i was drunk, one time i was so drunk we were out on the streets drinking n i went wandering off ended up falling about 4 metres into scabby rat infested guisborough beck, knocked maself out n ma glasses (this just proves how long ago it was!!) floated off down the stream n i woke up to all ma mates shouting me n they had to drag me out n ma best mate at the time had to get in the beck herslef n try n find ma glasses what an idiot i was haha!! and i slept as ma mates house on the nite n on the morning when her mam asked why ma clothes were so wet i had to tell her i fell in a puddle haha!! worse thing ma mates has done when she was drunk is pissed herself when she was about 15 how bads that!! that story i just told was from years ago i'd just like to add, i certainly dont carry on like that these days!! :angel: xxx

After a mad one at the arches in 97 I fell with a bottle of beer in my hand and ripped the tendins in my finger, nearly bursting an artiry in my wrist. I ended up in hospital for two days being operated on.

The surgeon worked wonders as my finger is now stuck in the same position at an ideal angle for the G.

Oh God!

Was stopping in this flat in Edinburgh. During the night I needed a piss so instead of using the toilet like any normal chap I decided to enter the living room and piss all over the real good leather chair.

Was one of those chairs that has button studs that are slightly indented to hold the leather down – so of course I “felt the need” to piss in each one and fill them up. I even stood on the arms of the chair to get to the ones at the top of the chair – did not want to leave any out! Then went back to bed. What if anyone had walked in “mid-piss”.

Woke up the next day thinking I’d had this strange dream…went into the living room…couldn’t believe the sight – there was piss everywhere, pools of it still on the chair!

I’ve never moved as fast whilst clearing it up!

Later on a couldn’t resist a little internal giggle at the sight of me g/f snuggling up in the same chair…he, he!

he'll kill me for tellin you's this but stew dryden pissed all ova the back of my front door the other sunday. me and jeff were sittin on the grass outside me house the mornin after macintosh and marty and neil came outside. they were discussing which one was gonna tell me what stew had done. we had just drank 3 bottles of red wine and a half bottle of whiskey like. marty is one hell of a mate like coz he cleaned it up for stew. i think it was coz i was about to rub stew's nose in it like i do wi the pup

dirty boy!! lol!! but who is stew do i know him...??!! hav got an even worse story about someone having a shit outside of crasher but im sure this person would wish to remain nameless lol!! how disgusting is that tho!!! xxxx

hahaha it was kev

this is stew, tO Dj and producer. lovely lad but gets into some states sometimes

1) 17 years old, 8 pints of stella and a few 'strawberry' acid tabs... got outside my house at about 1am, only just conscious. Decieded didn't want my mum to find me in that state - promptly broke into my mum's boyfriends car parked outside my house and fell asleep in the passnger seat. Woken at 8am by a mum and boyfriend, i was covered in sick and so was most of the interior of the Sierra i'd slept in.

2) I was told this happened. At uni in halls, my roommate woke up after hearing me shouting about something. i was very drunk and was 'sleep arguing' with someone in a dream. apparently, i threw the sheets back, shouted "i'm off for a piss", crawled to the end of the bed, stood infront of mi 14" telly on a dining chair like it was a urinal and pissed on it. Got back in bed and started snoring. luckily it wasn't plugged in and it dried out, but it stunk everytime it got warm.

jeff!!!!!!!!!!! no way cant believe u've dun that!!! erm yes kev that um no-one knows kev from um...down south isnt it jeff...!! lol!!
mmm mmm that boy is rather nice!! not kev by the way that boy in the photie!! xxx no offense to kev tho...!! xx

kev? more info dude!!! pm if u like

kevs got no shame man. he had to go and it was better than shitting his pants

lololol!! stop it!!! im sat here giggling away to maself in the computer rooms at uni n im gettin funny looks!! xxxx

did it also one christmas eve, also involved stella again. went to bed massivly drunk, had room spin but fell asleep. vaguley remember waking momentarily , throwing straight up in the air then instantly falling back asleep. Woke on christmas day, wondered why bed sheets were crusty. Spent first few hours of christmas day changing bed sheets, showering and scrubbing the carpet and walls. Not nice. didn't open mi presents till about 1pm.