Why are you called what you are?

Errr NESS, what *is* your real name anyway???
I must have known you for 3 years now and everyone calls you NESS. Do you have any other name? Or is that, like, on your birth certificate now??

I'll check my birth cerificate & tell u later mate!!

im called lil jem coz im little nd im a jem!!!!!!!!

cos me and me brother ade both love the Chems *bows down* and when he started coming clubbing wiv me we got called the chemical brothers, and cos i'm the oldest and been doing it longer i get to be Seniorchem and he's juniorchem

.... and si cos thats me real name


oh, and Glitter is a real angel, I've seen her wings

lmao!!

erm i am called cyberted becasuse at the first ss ne i went as my fav sooper hero superted!! with ears and everyfink (made by iluvbroo and spooky the ear makers!! ) and so i kinda liked the name so called myself cyberted so i have a cool cybertop with cyberted written on u can find find me wigglin in it at crasher from time to time!! lol

so thats where the ted come from paul!! lol

My name's david james magee, my mam n dad didnt know wether it shud have been david james or james david tho....but people generally shorten it to dave.and as i hang around with another dave, who also shares the middle name dave, people often got confused...i used to be quite a bit bigger than the smaller of the daves, so people called us little and big dave, the different is now less significant but the names stuck!!!!and they all lived happily ever after...THE END

but to make matters more confusin i call myself sloppy cos some mates of ours, called me it cos they said i always knocked drinks over n stuff so before the name little dave was made i used to call myself sloppy on other msg boards and stuff...pretty borin really! should maybe change my name to little dave who is rather sloppy? bit long like init

where do i start!!!!
there was an episode of the simpsons where they went to a disney type theme park
bart went to buy a number plate with his name on but only had the name bort
my second name is gill and get called gillbert
my mates then started calling me bert and then after they saw that episode of the simpsons started calling me bort

what a clart on

People started to call me Bouze!! i have no idea why????





* ask Phily he mite know!!!*

If you shake me i rattle.

Go figure!!

You know when you lose a button a off a shirt and think it just fell off. More often than not i ate it.

Well me is called honeyvuzz as my parents where gonna call me honey instead of gemma, Wish they did as like it better, and vuzz because the 1st time i got messy i couldnt say any thing but vuzz, how embarrasing but hey, vuzz is also an attractive looking word, i think.

i cudnt think of nething 2 call myself! so i thought i'd stick with the one my mammy n daddy gave me!
wish i hadnt now tho! grrr!

No ur names wicked, individual.

Very I'd say...knew a Larissa but never knew a Marissa...but do now!!!

Mine....well obvious link Magpie/NUFC!!! but also cos when we used to go out clubbing I used to always be the one who nicked stuff!!! Allsorts of stuff..posters, GC plastic lion from the front of the club and absolute shitload of stuff from service stations up and down the country...especially Wooley Edge...have to pinch sommit everytime we visit!!!! hahahaha

lmao... long live wooley edge!!

Because I try hard, I've worked for Tidy and my name is Shaun!

maybe I should change my name to McDonaldsJoe

coz i am and have been since i started clubbin

well mines off ages ago, i was about 14 (7 yrs ago) n tried to get me aol screen name as just paul but it was taken, it suggested paul189205 so i took n it stook, there ya go