Worst Geordie comeback you have heard

u must be bored and the baltic and sage are in gateshead

gateshead

famous for:

sage
baltic
angel of the north
athletics stadium

newcastle

famous for:

see above

How longs Gateshead been it's own City like?


It's like saying the Stadium of Lights not actually in Sunderland.

You even stole you Stadium name from Benfica, thieves.

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the best thing in the world if you hate SMB'S

You have 2 men shagging each other as your Avatar with only a Glowstick covering his little fella.

Newcastle- 43,904 fans vs Sheffield Wednesday

Sunderland- 41,179 fans vs Chelsea (aka recent Premiership champions, recent Champions League finalists)

You could be forgiven if your stadium didn't hold anymore than that amount, but to be honest it's an absolutely shocking attendance considering the circumstances. You have no right to slag off our fans when you consider that yours can't bother their arses to even turn up to watch argurably one of the top 3 teams in the world.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sunderland

Hahahahhahahaha keep em coming vent your anger lads

Winning in Div1 is better than geting spanked every week in the Prem is it not?

Judging by the other nite you tell us
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Watch that Iron Jimbob

pike, please read this, then cancel your internet contract. This was actually taken from a makem message board too, bear that in mind

In the last 25 years NUFC:

Have played in the top division in 21 out of 25 seasons

Have maintained their top flight status for 16 consecutive seasons

Have been relegated twice

Have NEVER been promoted to and then relegated from the top flight the following season

Have challenged for the top division title

Have finished in the top half of the top division on 9 occasions. 5 times in the top 4.

Have played in Europe in numerous seasons (Champions League and UEFA Cup)

Have consistently signed proven Premier League players and top Internationals

Have a bigger share of the huge North East fanbase. North of the Tyne must be 90% Newcastle at least. County Durham and South of the Tyne is more evenly split.

Whereas in the last 25 years SAFC have:

Played in the top division in 10 out of 25 seasons

Have maintained their top flight status for a maximum of four seasons

Have been relegated on 6 occasions; 5 from the top flight and twice with a record low points tally (once for the Premier League and once for the top division)

Have been promoted to and then relegated from the top flight the subsequent season on no less than 3 occasions

Have managed a best finish of 7th in the top division - two occasions; the only two occasions when a top half finish was achieved

Have never qualified for/played in Europe

Have only just (last two seasons) started to sign proven Premier League players and top internationals on a consistent basis

Nearly achieved the dubious honour of being the only team in English league history to go an entire season without a win at home (finally won the final home fixture which was a replay of an abandoned game SAFC were losing)

Have set other records for fewest goals scored in the top division etc

Nearly became the worst team in English history by going on a 17 (approximately) game losing streak. One more loss would have matched Darwen's record stretching back to the 1800's

and the fact your kids tickets were only a quid anyway.

ha ha

I bet he's wondering why he ever started this thread

Pike, I ask thee - where are your 'worst comebacks'? you've asked for ours & have been peppered with responses. You seem awfully quiet

...Has the cyber dongcopter finally cracked?

the silence is deafening.

or should that be the lack of words is blinding ?

Mackham cunts.........you couldnt even set fire to a toon shirt without fucking that up you retards

made & designed for the aussies, built in boro, newcastle landmark! excellent.

Gaz I have no problem with the Aussie's, their crackin folk.