wow

:tut: not even if it was a tarantula

:tut: im off sex

Seriouslah I dont like it anymore :cry2:

Celibate

No Im Wiccan actually

Im a born again virgin

make sure you dont swallow any in your sleep :laugh:



*start paranoia*

tasty

I thought it was in a life time?!

i hate spiders and shit like that with a passion, but instead of jumping on a chair and screaming i make it my mission to hunt the fuckers down and kill them.

my favourite execution method is a tin of hairspray (not mine).

drown the fuckers in hairspray its fucking hilarious.

it works even better on moths when you spray them mid flight cos they just crash like a lead balloon.

I dont believe it, ones still there in exactly the same place Arent they supposed to fuck off back into hiding in the morning

give it a drink of hairsrpay

Ive only got expensive hairspray & it aint going to waste on a spider

*goes to hunting in the cupboards for some Flash*

Cillit bang is the only option

Oh how VERY VERY handy!! I found some insect killer ...... DEAD

!

is there anything it cant clean???

mr muscle oven spray is another winner. its like mustard gas for spiders

Peter told me it did wonders for his genital warts

Ewwwwwwwww

Bang and the wart is gone

aye, the lads got barnacles.