Wrestling

I didnt get around to wrestling in school

my signature move was the stunner

i used to get tombstoned regularly

when we went round to one of our mates houses he had a massive soft matrress for powerbombs, chokeslams and pile drivers.

One lad got rockbottomed and they smashed through the bed frame

Now that would have been a site

it was funny as hell looking back

i remember getting clotheslined and i whacked my head off my mates drawers and cut my head, a first blood match

7 years ago that

Why couldn’t I have had a brother like you so I could smack him about a bit

'steel' chairs, cardbox boxes, inflatable chairs, metal trays

all allowed

and a leg of lamb in a steel cage

To this day the lad still gets the odd dig about breaking a bed like

Lol im to small and ickle to break my bed

After one of the Newcastle one's, we came out and UEP pointed at something soI looked, then he put a wheely bin over my head and body and him & Stereo started to kick it. Split me head open,

Then outside at the bottom of the stairs I done a Dudley Dog on big Stereo Mike. Got him by the head and I ran up a lampost and flipped over perfectly ! Tried it again and I ended up in the middle of the road with a knacked botty and winded. All the parents were walking past with there kids. The kids were all chearing, haha, I got up and said "Dont try this at home".

Hero