*yawn* another funky Vs Cyber post *yawn*

have a word with princess jane - she's one of the female funky sorts in promise... ask her if she'd wear as cat suit

theres nowt wrong with cat suits *Snigger* and I hate funky so not being funky is a good thing

have some pride girl

dear joe............................im not allowed to talk to jayne as i lick her arse far to much coz she is wicked. i really do. im banned from speaking to her.

i think im an individual but i really try too hard to be funky and dont manage then when i try to be a cyber it dont work.

please help me joe, your a great agony fashion uncle, i know you have helped others achieve what they are today,

im so distressed and its getting me down, yours, loobyloo

Take shears to hair and randomly cut ends in a vigarous messy fashion, then get a dog shaver and undercut one side of your hair... You can either leave like it is or brush the undercut side to the opposite side of your head exposing the shaven area....

Now buy one hoop earing (the bigger the earing the more status you get at sundis) and peirce your right ear.

Now that your head is sorted we can move onto your clothes.

Buy 2 identical above the knee skirts and cut them both in half turn 1 half inside out on both skirts and sew them back together... then sew the two skirts together so you get an above the ankle skirt then rip the top left pocket off and the bottom right pocket off...

Wear 80's leg warmers over your oh-so individual pink rifts... remember odour eaters funky people don't smell and sweat - they leave that 2 the cyber gimps/beer gibbons.

Now smash open your piggy bank and make a visit to union, they should have the newest diesel/paul frank/evisu t-shirt there (avoid cartoon motives as these are only sported by the younger ex-cyber try hards, not the true mature funky folk)... take a stanley knife to your 70 squid top and slice some diagnal lines across your left breast (exposing your raspberry ripple - so be sure to wear a bra ) now place safety pins in slash to complete wank look.

Remember don't waff, go to sundis norf, pretend your down with the london hard house scene and don't wear a CATSUIT

That is all

dear joe..........
thank you for sharing your expertise in this area, i cant wait to go to town and buy loads of shit.

so if i want to be a cyber would i have to

1)buy some strong hold hair gel, spike my hair up in various different luminous colours, akin to neon lights, preferably purhased in kat man poo
2)buy anything that is made by cyberdog coz its sooooooooo in (all the mad ravers are wearing it), tops with reflectors in, coz you dont want to get knocked over by a taxi at 3am, and you want to stand out in every picture you are in(until you notice everyone else does),
pants that have loads of pockets in or strange spikey growths comin out of the side, also in 'mental' and 'crazy' luminous colours,also by cyberdog or spank
3)accessorise this fab new look by as many dolly beads, beaded bracelets, gummi bracelets, flashing rings/earings/neclaces/glow sticks/fluffly hair things/dots on your face as you can,
4)be sure to wear trusty trainers such as acupunctures, or other hyoooooooge trainers, with fluffy boots on top, just to give it that authentic feel,
5)never forget your dummy, uv gel stuff, glow sticks, spikey bag, pair of coloured sunglasses or your identically dressed mates, but they have these pokemon style arm things that look like body armour which you are soooooooooooooo gel of.

happy waffing!!!



the views aired in this thread are not neccesarily my own, although none of this is intended to cause offence, its all in good faith

darling you just described a rave gimp... you truely are lost... maybe you should try your hand at moshing?

coming from a man who knows exactly where he is at all times...

ah feck off

you gonna be out this weekend?

I have a picture of u looking 100% gay @ home

i may well be out this weekend.....

what are you doing with a picture of me looking gay??? on second thoughts i don't want to know....

boooooooooooooooooohisssssssssssss

FUKIN HELL is this thread still goin??GEEEEJUUUZZZZ!!!

EVEN IBIZA IS CRAWLING WIH THE DIRTY "watever luks stoopid is in fashion" GANG!!!arrrrrr, wera hav all the real clubbers gone, im in ibiza and i see NONE!!!!

i was in Ibiza 2 when u was there, n I 2 noted the lack of cybers, but I don't think cyber is really an Ibiza thing is it?

awwwwwwww loosy who banned you from the Royal Court???

u are offically now back in as need all the arse licking i can get, grandpa lee is starting to resent me cheeky ways and bite back, grrrrrrr

everytime I've been I've been 1 of about 10 cybers on the island... its too hot 4 cyber

no nights to really cyber at while i was there either.

a few bad cybers though, was going to tell u all about it sat but u were a-kip and I was mashed!

sorry for sitting on u tho

lol I remember waking up to your face, you making some sarcy comment before I fell back asleep....

you out this wek?

lucky u only select peeps wake up to my face!

like me teddies, a-hem

re this weekend, week after Ibiza, before GK and well before pay day but am going to Good Greef @ the TTrees, Shan is on, big thumbs up!!!

im here now, 7th to 21st have to go get bus so ill tell ya all bout teh madness soon!!!

Yet another classic thread

Probs my favourite thread of all the time I've been here!

Certainly was a corker!

A miss these type of threads! They dont seem to happen anymore!!!

Lets hope can start again soon, bring back the crack, so to speak

this thread was pretty cool like BUT i finx trendys r taking over the clobber of clubland!