You know you were pissed when . . . .

You know you were pissed when . . . .

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you know wen your mate is alightweigh wen he cant keep his eyes open from 7pm

and is a **** and not just any **** a proper daft **** :evil:

i hate martin

You know you were drunk when

... your having breakfast the next day and your getting silent treatment for trying to climb into bed with your mother in law.

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that's cracking

I once went sleep walking and managed to find enough stray bedding to make a bed on the floor of my m8's parents room. They weren't best pleased and i woke up in the middle of it so i just [retended i was still asleep cos i had no idea wtf i was meant to be doing

How long did that take ya??

lol he text me at 4ish i think saying he had just got home

so a canny while

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my MAM has done that before like!

Mad shit!

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you lose £80 at the casino

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you mean 'spend' £80quid

I don't need eupamisms for my stupidity. My name is Chris trance_fan and i'm a (drunken) gambler.

I'm not usually a gambling man either!! The daft thing was I was like 40 quid up at one point...but fuck it I thought, ill play on!

Oops....

You know when your pissed when..

You end up at The Ranch

you know youre pissed when.........

you nearly get hit off a mad bloke for trying to force your way into his car, thinking its your mates

or get up during the night and piss all over 2 of your mates who were asleep in bed

i get myself into some states

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:tut:

It was a good job Bella & Fran moved me from the bottom of the bed or you would have pissed on me :evil:

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i wouldnt have known if i had, i cant remember a thing :spangled:

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I didnt know you had untill the next morning when Bella & Sean said that you pissed on the end of the bed.

Dirty bastard

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who did you piss on?

i tried to piss in bellas wardrobe a few weeks later too, tho she caught me in time and steered me towards the bathroom

thats the only 2 times its ever happened though (that i know of anyway!!! )

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was bella & sean in bed on NYE, though they realised & moved in time so didnt get them too much. the end of the bed was soaked though

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im happy to say ive never done anything like that

im T Total