Your worst clubbing memory

avert your eyes duncan

LMFAO !!!

imagine having a fear of tents and being thrown in the middle of that lot

my worst clubbing memory has to be when me and my mate went to gatecrasher one christmas eve.

when we got there there was a que of about 30 people and the doormen let us in, half an hour being in there and about another 10 people had come through the door 5 mins later the lights were turned on and an announcment was made sorry people but the club is not going to fill tonight so we are going to close up and put you on a bus to another club BED so we gets on the bus and gets there about 10 mins later. me and my mate had bought 15 pills between us and we had already took 2 in crasher but nothing happened so we took another 2 each still nowt, so not only was crasher canceled
we had been ripped with the pills as we took the rest and not a fooking thing by this time i was raging and so we left and went to another club called area 52 full of hard house munters as i liked hard house to some extent i thought we would go there.
so we get in there and try for more pills could we get any could we fook then to top it off the dj was playing hard house with indian music mixed in it was more like a bastard mosque and people started to leave it was thaty bad im sure the dj was ghandi, as we had spent up we had to just bear it till the next dj came on and in that time there was a big fat sloth following me round the club she was a double of that fat slob by harry enfield in the end i told her to fook off and she got all violent trying to whack me so i pushed her and she fell back and her mates came over kicking right off. i was surrounded by a load of lasses going mental i eventually escaped and and had a quick glance round the club to see if i could see my mate the cunt had fucked off so i went back to the bus stop to crash out till the coach came my mate was sitting there with some lads out of his nut he had got 2 pills(1 which he had kept for me) and was smoking free hash the cunt while i was nearly clawed to death by the fat slob and her mates it was enough to put me off clubbing for the rest of my life

Duncan is this u?? :shock:

fuck off the guy is god a legend "i dont care" is THE best tune in the world !!!!! and he died of pneumonia due to havin HIV never speak ill of the dead .

sounds like a normal night in ashton that like

i actualy had a great night when i've had my worst memory! At Promise too!!!

was standing on the steps next to the bar, in cyber i might add, when it was weekly too. Near the end of a night and i look up at the top end of the dance floor and there's a 27-30yr old dude with his fucking cock out of his fly in his jeans with a glowstick hanging out of it (yes his cock ) Walking round and round off his tit's thinking it was class. i could not belive what i was seeing.

beside that it was great night!!!

Was the glow stick stuck in the end of his willy?

yes. and his willy was hanging out of his jeans gutted i saw it

so the glowstick was stuck in the japs eye? that's disgusting!

What kind of willy did he have? Was it a nice one?

thats just wrong lol..

mind u... was it for chaaaarity?

karim at quality, he was fucking shite, couldn't mix to save his life and the music was disgusting, i sat curled up in the corner ill